I just received a scam-spam so corny I have to share it:

Darling Earthlink services user,

This is an automated email-notification sent to your registered e-mail adress.
Please do not reply to it as it will not reach the just department.
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Recently there have been many reports of fraud activity regarding stolen account information and stolen identities.

This requires a full update on your records matching our database information to suit the future prolongation of account billing.
You will be prompted to provide full and complete information regarding your account with us just so you can identify your online personality.

Please take five minutes to fill out the forms.
Failure to update your online records will result in a halt of your account and a possible reactivation fee.

Please Hit here to refresh your billing records.

Thanks for using Earthlink services,
EarthlinkCards Office.

“Darling”? :))