…And I was trying to think of a good handle. And I wanted to go with something of a prehistoric flavor, as these are like the modern manifestation of the ancient mating rituals.

Well, the first thing I was on was Homo Eclectus. But it seems that some band already grabed that.

So now I’m thinking Homo Heidelbergensis. Why? Because they were the first strain of humans to create tools too large to be efficient as tools – can you say SUV?

LMFAO.