Gerard Van der Leun at American Digest reports on some poetic justice:

IN A HASTILY CONVENED NEWS CONFERENCE this morning, President George W. Bush announced that the Prisoner of War Camp at Guantanamo, Cuba, had been closed last night and all its prisoners transferred by Executive Order via the private Gulfstream fleets of George Soros and Amnesty International to Neverland Ranch in California.

“Upon being found not-guilty of playing too rough with his boy-toys,” the President remarked, “Mr. Jackson telephoned me from his Suburban and offered to take some of my younger Arab prisoners off my hands.