I don’t usually watch FNS’ Hannity & Colmes. But I came home today, to turn-on my TV and hear, “I’m Rich Lowery, sitting in for Sean Hannity. And Alan and I are sitting here with our thumbs up our asses, waiting for some news on the Natalee Holloway case.”

Alan: “That’s right, Rich. And, while we wait, we have some experts here, who have not just their thumbs, but their whole fists up their asses. First, from Harvard’s School of Comparitive Cultures we have…”

ARGGGGH!