I was somehow possesed to tune in to Home Shopping Network by some DirecTV listing called HSN Garage.

And what is the first thing I hear: “It is a pink tool belt, folks! Get your order in now.”

Oh, gawd, will the sale be closed by the time I get back from being bent-over the john?

On the other hand, now they’re hawking something called “Sticky Putty”, which seems like it might be usefull.

Oh, gawd, they’re doing the pink tool belts again!!! E-gad!!!