…this whole thing where the entertainment media combines names of famous couples.

Quit. It.

It’s not cute, it’s not hip, it’s not hot, it’s annoying.

Bennifer
TomKat
Brangelina (Thanks Stryker)

Maybe it’s the stars of today. Can you even imagine the stars of yesteryear putting up with:

Tracy and Hepburn? SpenceKat?
Bogie and Bacall? HumpLaur? BogCall?
John Wayne and Maureen O’Hara? JohnAureen? Waynara?

See? Not even in your wildest dreams. It’s just wrong.

What the heck, put your favorite combinations in the comments.