1.) Detailed Recruiter: “Not quite what I had in mind when I answered the online ad for two dominatrix in uniforms.”

2.) Sgt Fluffy: “Phyllis Diller and Jacylin Smith on the set of “No time for Sergeants II””

3.) MAJ Loggie: “Paging Mr. Powers, The new line of “FEMBOTS” have arrived for your inspection”