Da Winnahs:

1.) Adjustah: “Boy, I sure hope noone has a camera! I’d hate to end up in The Daily Brief’s caption contest!”

2.) Debby: “you know, they warned me something like this might happen when I took that course on nuclear reactors!”

3.) Sgt Mom: “The unfortunate result of answering one of those “enlargement” spam e-mail offers.”

Okay, the secret for maximum participation is something phallic. Interesting.