1.) Sgt Schultz: In preparation for the next release of Power Point the new uniform requirements for the HQ personnel is unveiled.

2.) Andrew V.: While showing the rest of the gang the new X-Ray goggles he ordered from the back of a comic book Major West made a startling discovery: “Holy Cow! The Generals wife isn’t wearing underwear!”

3.) ipw533: “OMIGAWD!!! She’s gonna do WHAT with that thing?! Quick–gimme another roll of quarters…!!”

Honorable Mention goes to DemoMan for a Geeky, Second City/SNL Team quote: “Oh my God, it’s a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm–a class-five, full-roaming vapor!”