Men,

If you want to maintain a healthy marital relationship, do not regale your beloved over lunch about the good times you had before you were married.

Specifically don’t talk about liberty in Okinawa, the red light district outside Kadena and bar girls. More specifically don’t say anything like the following: Boy, I could have married that girl – mmm hmm.

Because that would be what is referred to as a mistake.

Cross posted to Space For Commerce.