You know you live in a small town when the lead item on ‘Channel 5 News at 10‘ is a live broadcast from the Fourth of July [1] fireworks show.
“And the fireworks keep getting bigger and better as the show goes on! Now back to you, Jim.”
Why yes, yes they do. In other news, the longer you stand in the rain, the wetter you get. [3]
Cross posted to Space For Commerce.
[1] Only in the big city of Appleton would they do the Fourth of July show on the 3rd. On a Thursday. In the smaller [2] cities of Menasha and Neenah we’re doing our show on the 4th, as God and George Washington intended.
[2] And clearly superior.
[3] On the other hand, it sure beats hearing about a triple-murder drive-by shooting, or the shenanigans of our Elected Officials.