Yawn…What, the chick from VH1?  She’s still around?  I thought she went the way of Tickle Me Elmo.  Does she dance?  Ellen dances…and gives cool stuff to her audience…and underwear to her guests…and she dances…and she rewards heroic behaviour.  Does Rosie do that?  Huh?

Didn’t think so.

I bet she doesn’t even know all the words to the “Shoop-Shoop” song by Salt’n’Peppah.

Ellen’s cooler.

Nonnie-nonnie-boo-boo.