1. Adjustah: “I will not make stupid bets with the Sergeant Major. I will not make stupid bets with the Sergeant Major. I will not make stupid bets with the Sergeant Major…” And I know that you won’t believe this, but this was before I found out I won his contest.

2. Andrew V.: “Sergeant Miller is practicing so he can try out for the Cirque du Soleil.”

3. Tie. Sgt Schultz: “You put your left foot in…” RhinoKeeper: “…you put your left foot out…”

We’ll do it again come Friday.