1.) Paul: “If the pilot’s good, I mean if he’s reeeally sharp, he can barrel that thing in so low, oh it’s a sight to see. You wouldn’t expect it with a big ol’ plane like a ‘52, but varrrooom! The jet exhaust… frying chickens in the barnyard!”

2.) Rodney Dill: “OK, now which one is for ‘loser?’ I never seem to remember?”

3.) Chief: “The regulation 33G7-32-447 for toilet training is this wide and this thick and that is only volume one. The new manual will have 3 volumes for senior enlisted personel and above.”