Winners:

1.) Mostly Cajun: “I didn’t order it. I thought YOU ordered it.”

2.) Cowboy Blob: “Get a load of that Wild Blue, yonder.”

3.) Our Own Sgt/Cpl Blondie: “When I said I don’t care if you paint it
$%#@ing Sky Blue….I DID”NT MEAN PAINT THE DAMN THING SKY &^$@ing BLUE.”

My own caption, though not in the running: “We’re cutting 40,000 people for THAT?!”