Da Winnahs:

1.) Charles Austin: “If I had a JDAM, I’d use it in the mornin’, I’d use it in the mornin’, all over Iran.”

2.) Cowboy Blob: “Okay, fellahs, the Chief says we’ve got to have more on our playlist than “Put the Lime in the Coconut.””

3.) Stacy: “If I had hammer
I probably paid $800 for it”

Honroable Mention:

Andrew V.: “Despite their best efforts the Mariachi version of Off We Go into the Wild Blue Yonder never quite caught on.”