1.) Just John: “Much as other soldiers suffered from the lack of bullets during practice due to budget cuts, The Al Gore Memorial Photojournalist Commando Squad was forced to do without cameras for several weeks.”

2.) Rodney Dill: “Mine Sweeping School – “You put left foot in, you pull your left foot out…””

3.) Adjustah: “Now, raise your hands in the air like you just don’t care…” (Edited for accuracy to the lyrics, but it cracked me up.)