1. Paul gets the “That’s just wrong.” award: “Officials demonstrate a much improved Airman Stacking System (ASS), which allows for better storage and tighter packing of Airmen when they’re not in use, prompting the Air Force Chief of Staff to exclaim, “That’s the best ASS I’ve ever seen! Nice and tight, just the way I like it.””

2. MAJ Loggie gets the “Ain’t that the truth?” award: “Airmen doing pushups? What is the world coming to!!!”

See ya with another round on Friday. I gotta hit the gym.