1) Just John: “And THIS medal is just for being so gosh-darn cute, you snookie-wookum cutie-pie!”

2) DemoMan: “Colonel Wingnut presents Meritorious Giddiness Medal to Emperor of Ice Cream as Band Director and Psychiatrist look on.”

3) Stacy: “The highlight of graduation at Lackland AFB was always the naming of Basic Training King and Queen.”

See ya Friday Night.

(Comments are turned off because some folks just don’t understand that once I’ve named winners, the contest is over.)