Hedline from CNN’s main page, 1500 Central.

Are you sure it was because of the cartoons and not because some hash-baked kid stopped listening to Islamo-trip-hop long enough to screech, “I’m sooooooooooo baked and this crap still tastes like…CRAP! The Colonel, the Clown and Pizza the Hut must DIE”?

Or maybe someone figured out there was no way in hell that stuff was halal.