28. February 2007 · Comments Off on Mid-Week Amusement · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

An authoritative compendium of the fifty nuttiest pop-singers of all time. Oh, yeah…The top of the nuttiest pops is pretty well a given, being that guy who started out as a poor young black boy and seems to have finished as a rich old white woman. Madonna is left out, although most of the usual suspects are there… including David Bowie. (who famously forgot most of an entire decade)
And then there is Sting, whose latest musical project is a collection of songs by John Dowland, which I think are an amazingly good concept. Even if you have never heard of John Dowland.

Enjoy, and be amazed and amused!

(unclear pronoun corrected – thanks!)

25. February 2007 · Comments Off on Oscar Night · Categories: Domestic, Fun and Games, General, That's Entertainment!

So, anyone else going to stay up and watch the Oscars tonight?
Meh… I was surprised as heck to discover that I have actually seen anything nominated this year for anything like a major award. Blondie dragged me to “The Devil Wears Prada”… which made me wince uncomfortably about some of the people that I have worked for. And we watched “Pirates of the Caribbean” on video. I did actually go out and see “Flight 93” (my review here), but it’s only up for editing.
Good enough reason to watch some taped stuff… catch up in the morning. About the only thing that interests me at this point, is which actress was suckered into wearing the most hideous gown, but I’m damned if I’ll burn a couple of hours of my life trying to figure that out.

Later: Oh man, the Goracle’s global-warming screed getting an Oscar while large chunks of the US are snowed under and frozen stiff is a vein of irony as rich as a pint of Häagen-Dazs chocolate-chocolate chip. Relish it deeply!

23. February 2007 · Comments Off on Movie Review: Amazing Grace · Categories: General, Media Matters Not, Pajama Game, That's Entertainment!

So we whiled away an overcast Friday afternoon by going to the movies. There were three reasons for this: I feel I am duty bound to boost the first-weekend attendance of any intelligent and interesting-looking bit of historical film going, Blondie will watch Ioan Gruffudd in anything; double points and drooling slightly especially if he is costumed in tight trousers, tall boots and a shirt romantically opened halfway down the front -  and where was I? Oh, third reason. No car crashes, explosions and machine gun fire.

Be warned though: when it comes out on DVD, it will make an excellent drinking game. Every time you see a British actor you recognize from Masterpiece Theater, knock back a shot for every presentation he or she was in. I guarantee everyone at the party will be paralytic by the end of the first half-hour, forty-five minutes max. It does have the distinct vibe of those lush and lovingly produced British television epics of a certain sort: all it lacks is the genteel host, sitting in a leather armchair, turning the pages of a book and setting the scene in orotund tones. The settings and costumes, and period details were as immaculate as they always are in these efforts. Rooms didn’t look like sets; they looked like rooms; many of them crowded and cluttered, and sometimes rather dim.

The first few minutes seemed a little awkward, rather jarring in setting up the characters and premise, and I mentally rewrote some of the dialogue. Bad habit of mine, having been intensely steeped in period literature, but either I adjusted or the writing got better. I think the latter, for a lot of the later dialogue was on-point.

The story was of that of William Wilberforce; a name not terribly familiar to Americans, and his long and discouraging struggle to outlaw slavery in the British Isles and in the British Empire as it was at the end of the 18th Century. The accounts of the abolitionist movement taught in our schools is pretty much focused on the American abolitionists at a later date, many of them inspired and even encouraged by Wilberforce himself, so this story is not a terribly over-familiar one to most Americans. William Lloyd Garrison, Harriet Beecher Stowe, and John Brown, to give a couple of examples – them we have heard of. Often and at length.

The structure of the story might be a little hard to follow, initially: it hops back and forth, telling the story of Wilberforce, as a fairly well-born and well-connected young Member of Parliament, a forceful orator, able politician, and a good friend of William Pitt the Younger. He is young and dashing, beloved by his friends; even his household staff is fond of him, and accustomed to his eccentricities, among which is a fondness for all kinds of animals not normally considered as pets. He is also extremely and unashamedly devout, and in an effort by his good friend Pitt to find him a cause by which he might serve both God and Mammon (in the form of Pitt’s government)  he becomes devoted to the cause of abolishing chattel slavery, to the endangerment of his health and sanity.

Among Wilberforces’ first political allies in this effort who are not related to him by blood are the amazingly twisty Lord Charles Fox (Michael Gambon), political genius extraordinaire, and Thomas Clarkson (Rufus Sewell), a scholar with a bent for research and a passion for abolition. They are both given memorably amusing lines of dialogue: really, if I hadn’t seen Cold Comfort Farm, I wouldn’t have thought Rufus Sewell had it in him to be a comic, and sometimes rather touching foil. (He usually gets the rather grim and earnest roles.)

Other noted moments: Ciaran Hinds, as one of the principal opponents to abolishing the slave trade, Lord Tarleton. Recently come from battling those rebellious Americans, he is the representative for Liverpool, and shows off his damaged sword-hand, as a war wound. Most Americans would have dearly loved a very much larger piece out of Banastre Tarleton than that, so he makes a very suitable villain.

And there it is: the movie makes clear what a long and dedicated effort it took to bring this about. For it meant a lot of work; writing, and preaching and persuading, not just of the high and the mighty, but of the ordinary people. Of this are solid, and very real grass-roots movements made, or at least, those of them that last, one person at a time being convinced against their economic self-interests. It does not happen overnight: it takes a while, and if anyone should be seeing this as some sort of politically correct fable, expecting the righteous cause to effortlessly sweep all before it -  well, this should give pause. People grow old, grow weary and blind, loose their health and their illusions, and die before the cause is won. But when victory comes, it is sweet and just – and one which all can take comfort in, having been brought around by reason and persuasion. And the occasional political sly maneuver.

Money and time well-spent, overall. Not quite as literary as Shakespeare in Love, but not as drearily PC as Amistad. (Blondie says that the male leads are majorly studly and straight, which knocks out a certain theory about actors who can swish about in cloaks and swords and all that.)

15. February 2007 · Comments Off on Now, THAT Was a Movie! · Categories: Domestic, General, That's Entertainment!

I was reminded vividly last night when watching TV, of one of the classic and foolproof methods for picking out the murderer, early in a movie mystery. The method is to spot a relatively big-name or rather-better-than-average actor during the first act in what looks like a very small, walk-on part. Eventually, though, there will be the dramatic unveiling of the actual guilty party, where serious acting chops are required to chew the scenery in a properly dramatic fashion.

Lately, producers of the better sort of mystery move have gotten wise to this; they cleverly cast relative unknowns who are damn good actors, or salt the cast thoroughly with the same sort of relatively somewhat knowns… but in the instance of the movie that Blondie and I were watching… just about every part in the whole movie was played by a big-named star! Practically everyone with a part was a star, except possibly the two little pug dogs. And not only that, the dialogue was clever, the costuming was to die for, and oh, the set! Especially the Lalique frosted glass panels in the dining area; Blondie could not get enough of them, whenever they showed up in the background. For sheer period luxury, it beat the Titanic set all hollow.

We hadn’t watched this movie in a long, long time, so it was nice to see some of the very best of the lot at top form, and well as looking extraordinarily dishy… thirty years younger than we have seen them lately! It was also rather nice to be reminded that not all of the expensive, block-buster, all-star movie extravaganzas from the early 1970s sucked like a Hoover factory.

Murder on the Orient Express… reminding us of what we used to gladly pay the ticket price to watch. Rent or buy, and watch it again, especially if you haven’t seen it in a long time, and want to be reminded of what Hollywood used to be able to do.

And Blondie says that Sean Connery is gorgeous… and even now, if he didn’t remind her so much of her grandfather, she’d do him in a hot second.

08. February 2007 · Comments Off on Hollywood: Embracing the Suck · Categories: General, Media Matters Not, Rant, sarcasm, That's Entertainment!

So according to this story which has been linked and commented on here and there across the blogosphere may indicate that our dearly beloved theatrical-release movie industry may be making a tight circle around the drain, at least as far as the domestic audience is concerned. They’ve been circling it slowly for years, but this time dare we hope that the end is nigh?

Meh. Maybe, maybe not and cry me a river in any case. I fall squarely into the demographic of that 30% that dislikes the movie selection. Yes, I am well aware of the axiom that 90% of any variety of popular culture sucks, yes I am at that cranky age where I have probably seen or heard a lot of it before. (And that little of it that I haven’t, I don’t want to. Thanks) I know that the movie-audience demographic segments most prized by Hollywood these days are A: Sub-literate, non-English speaking audiences who want to see lots of car-chases, explosions and machine-gun fire, B: pimply-faced American post-adolescent males given to communicating mostly in grunts, who also favor the above-listed cinematic elements and C: Politically correct and heavy-handed wank-fests mostly aimed at each other and a small circle of the self-consciously superior bi-coastal cognoscenti.

Hollywood gets by these days by throwing out multi-million dollar chunks of bloody chum to a large audience who gobble it up by the bucket, meanwhile salvaging their artistic pretensions by cobbling together some precious bit of art-house fluff which is ooh-ed and ahhh-ed over by the critics and all their friends, while the paying domestic audience avoids as if it were made of plutonium. This has the added benefit of allowing them to say scornfully “Really, the domestic audience just can’t handle difficult and challenging film-making! Smithers, fetch me another megabucket of chum for the masses!” (Epic Movie, anyone?)

Yeah, they turned out a regular smorgasbord of the craptacular back in any year you could name, but they also managed to churn out stuff that wasn’t half bad at all: movies with coherent and clever plots, snappy dialogue, fairly adequate performances, and the occasional happy ending… that also weren’t a remake of an older movie, part 8-whatever in some series that stopped being any fun at around part 3, or ripped from the pages of a comic book. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but for chrissake people, I am a grown-up! I stopped reading comic books at about the time my lips stopped moving when I read to myself! Please don’t start telling me about graphic novels. I have a copy of Maus and no, I don’t want to see a movie made out of it. Seriously.

If it weren’t for the lonely 1-2% of stuff produced which doesn’t suck with the force of a factory full of Hoovers, and a fairly agreeable collection of movies produced for cable and broadcast TV— at a mere fraction of the cost and the pretensions involved in theatrical productions — I swear there’d be nothing worth renting on DVD.

Might someone in the heart of dark heart of the Hollywierd beast be paying attention, and worrying about why people are staying away from the megaplex in droves? Possibly… but gloom and doom about falling movie attendance has been lurking around for about twenty years, ever since Michael Medved first began banging on about it in this book, and I haven’t seen any turn-around yet. Count me as one who is not holding my breath waiting for the whole edifice to collapse like a house of cards; not as long as they can go on unloading the buckets of spectacular and sub-literate chum on the overseas market.

In the meantime, I have a nice little second-hand copy of Cold Comfort Farm, with Eileen Atkins, Kate Beckinsale and Stephen Fry and a whole lot of people who can… you know, like act? And it’s got clever dialogue and an amusing plot… and there are no car chases at all. Oh, but the bull gets out and they have to chase after it, but that’s about it.

(Also cross-posted at Blogger News Network)

02. February 2007 · Comments Off on Condeleezza Rice is Evil · Categories: Politics, That's Entertainment!

Here’s the proof.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BEARS.

21. January 2007 · Comments Off on Who Dat? · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

Dat would be Da Bears.

Humming to myself as I do  a lil hustle step away, “We’re not here to cause no trouble, we’re just here to do da Super Bowl Shuffle.”

21. January 2007 · Comments Off on Did you Hear That? · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Chris Daughtry singing The Star Spangled Banner at the beginning of the Bears game?

That was sweet.

30. December 2006 · Comments Off on When There’s Nothing On the Real Tube · Categories: That's Entertainment!

There was crap on TV last night. Not a thing worth watching. Beautiful Wife gave up in complete disgust and went to kill trolls on the Big PC. Boyo came up from his playroom to watch cartoons on the Big TV. I plugged in my headphones and spent about two hours just surfing around YouTube.

I was surprised. I knew there were TV clips and funny commercials there. In the back of my mind I sort of knew that people put their own videos in there, but I didn’t know the extent of the community. Many of the videos are simply of people talking or singing to their webcams. What sort of took me back was that there are some seriously talented people marketing themselves via YouTube.  I just thought it was like, “Our family vacation videos.” or “Teenage skateboarders trashing their nuts.”
I’m not going to run out and become a Hill88 Fanboy (Although, I think Second City needs to grab up this gal, get her on stage for a couple years and then ship her off to SNL for boot camp. It’s rare and wonderful to find someone who takes silly to that level.) or wait with baited breath for Esme`e’s latest rendition of Alicia Keys, but it’s nice to know that when there’s nothing on TV you can pick up the trusty laptop and kill an hour or two just checking out what’s there. Hell, I killed half an hour getting caught up on the Letterman interviews I’ve missed.

Don’t misunderstand…there’s as much crap on YouTube as there are video and web cams on the planet. I believe Paul refers to such things as, “teh suck.”  The further you drift away from the “most watched” and “favorites” etc. the more you get into things that Jerry Springer would disapprove of.  And though I’m as big a fan of boobies as the next guy…some of the younger gals kind of creep me out with the bumping and shaking etc..  It seems a bit desperate.

29. December 2006 · Comments Off on Glenn Beck. Exposed: The Extremist Agenda · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Exposed: The Extremist Agenda.

If you get a chance to see this, watch it. It’s both scary as hell and truly hopeful as it shows the worst in extremist propaganda, including what lil kids “sing” for “fun.” It’s hopeful because there are more and more Islamic leaders speaking out against the crazies.

My First Sergeant turned me on to Glenn Beck. I guess I’m a sick twisted freak. I think he’s great. But I’m also in recovery so I get that kind of humor.

29. December 2006 · Comments Off on Alright Already… · Categories: Media Matters Not, That's Entertainment!

We get it. Saddam’s gonna hang. Move along.

Jeez, the talking heads on Fox News are practically salivating.

I have no problem with him being executed, I’m kind of surprised, but I don’t have a problem with it.

I’m kind of creeped out by the whole Death Watch thing.

25. December 2006 · Comments Off on I Don’t Feel Good · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Rest in peace Godfather of Soul.

Singer James Brown, known as the “Godfather of Soul”, has died at the age of 73, his agent has said. He was admitted to hospital in Atlanta after being diagnosed with severe pneumonia but died at 0145 local time (0645 GMT), said Frank Copsidas.

The star was famous for hits including I Got You (I Feel Good), Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag and Living in America.

“He is such an influence, I learned so much from him,” Mr Copsidas told the BBC World Service.

He had his demons, but most of the great ones seem to need them.

16. December 2006 · Comments Off on Eragon the Movie and The Movies · Categories: That's Entertainment!

If you’ve read the professional critics and they’re keeping you away from this movie, you’re pretty much on your own. The theater was packed.

If you’re thinking of taking the kids, Boyo’s reaction (Age 10) was, “That was just aw-aw-aw-awesome.” The stutter being a laugh of pure delight.
If you’ve read the book and you’re expecting a pure translation, you’re going to be disappointed. They took some liberties.

As I said in the book review, there’s nothing new, story-wise here. You’ve read these kinds of stories before. You’ve seen similar stories on screen as well. Is it as good as Lord of the Rings? No. Is it a good story worth going to see over the holidays? Absolutely.

This is a great holiday movie, lots of fun, plenty exciting, enough twists and turns to keep you wondering what’s coming next. If you haven’t read the book, don’t worry, they simplified the story for the movie and it keeps moving well enough that it’s really over before you want it to be. The dragon is just amazing. You bet there’s going to be a sequel.

I do have a problem with the current amount of commercials at Carmike Theaters. Don’t get me wrong, I like the Coke polar bears and the penguins this time of year. I LOVE previews of coming attractions. The commercial FOR Carmike Theaters using it for business or church functions, maybe broadcasting concerts digitally TO the theater, pushing their theater as a digital town hall? Too freaking long with too much bass and a headache producing high notes. How much time was spent between when the movie was due to start and actual start time? Twenty freaking minutes! I resent that. I don’t like being a captive audience. I’m already not going to as many movies as I used to because of the cost. It takes about 30-35 bucks for the three of us to go to the movies and have snacks. I have a killer home theater system. DVDs cost 20 bucks max. We have pay per view as well for what? Four bucks? We can’t consume 10 dollars worth of popcorn and soda at home. My recliner is MUCH more comfortable than chairs at the theater. Now you wanna piss me off by making me sit through that many commercials?

13. December 2006 · Comments Off on RIP Peter Boyle · Categories: That's Entertainment!

I don’t know about you, but the first Mel Brooks movie I laughed so hard at I almost wet myself was Young Frankenstein. (Frahnkensteen?) I was a huge monster movie fan as a kid, always staying up to watch Creature Feature on WGN and then Elvira when we got her on UHF. I’m not sure which hurt worse, watching Gene Hackman almost kill him with kindness or the tap dancing.

I wasn’t a huge Ray Ramano fan but again, Boyle made that show for me. He will be missed.

(CBS/AP) Peter Boyle, the tall, prematurely bald actor who was the tap-dancing monster in “Young Frankenstein” and the curmudgeonly father in the long-running sitcom “Everybody Loves Raymond,” has died. He was 71.

The veteran character actor died Tuesday evening in New York after a long battle with multiple myeloma and heart disease, his publicist, Jennifer Plante, told The ShowBuzz Wednesday.

A Christian Brothers monk who turned to acting, Boyle gained notice playing an angry working man in the Vietnam-era hit “Joe.” But he overcame typecasting when he took on the role of the hulking, lab-created monster in Mel Brooks’ 1974 send-up of horror films.

The movie’s defining moment came when Gene Wilder, as scientist Frederick Frankenstein, introduced his creation to an upscale audience. Boyle, decked out in tails, performed a song-and-dance routine to the Irving Berlin classic “Puttin’ On the Ritz.”

09. December 2006 · Comments Off on It’s Not TV, It’s HBO · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

If you don’t have HBO and you’re a fan of U2, make sure you get a friend to tape or TIVO the latest “Off the Record.”

Dave Stewart interviews Bono and The Edge. The questions are smart and the answers are absolutely delightful. My only complaint is that it’s not long enough.

08. December 2006 · Comments Off on Very Shiny · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

Firefly Reborn as Online Universe

 By Mark Wallace

 

Like Capt. Mal Reynolds stumbling in after a bar fight, the short-lived but much beloved sci-fi series Firefly will soon make an unexpected return, not as a TV show, but as a massively multiplayer online game.

Now that’s shiny.

Multiverse, maker of a free MMO-creation platform, plans to announce Friday morning that it’s struck a deal with Fox Licensing to turn the show into an MMORPG in the fashion of Star Wars Galaxies or Eve Online.

 

I might actually play something like this online.

25. November 2006 · Comments Off on Wal-Marts and Macs · Categories: Ain't That America?, General, Pajama Game, sarcasm, That's Entertainment!

Having survived Thanksgiving (we only had eleven guests this year), the only specific plans I had for the long weekend were to go to the annual Wal-Mart Friday blitz and to get Windows installed on Red Haired Girl’s Mac Mini. The first went well; the second is, shall we say, a work in progress with the results (or status) to be reported in another post.

First let me say that I have a typical guy attitude about shopping – I hate it. I prefer gouging out my eyeballs with a dull spoon to walking up and down the aisles on the watch for some widget that would be just perfect for (fill in the name here), particularly during Christmas season when the legions are out with the same mission. However, about three years ago Real Wife talked me into going to Wal-Mart for the Black Friday sale. I was hooked. It isn’t really shopping because, per the terms of my agreed participation, we walk in with a list, reconnoiter, develop a plan, execute said plan (ruthlessly if need be), and leave. We then go to a local diner for steak (very rare) and eggs. This year, unfortunately, Wal-Mart and the local diner did not coordinate, with the result that the former started the sale an hour earlier, and the latter did not adjust their schedule accordingly. Hence, no bloody steak and eggs. Nonetheless, we were 100% effective in securing the sale items we wanted. My specific task was to snag a Symphonic 20” LCD TV ($248) for the kitchen, which is where I watch 98% of the time. I located the pallet with the TVs and secured my outpost at 04:30 hrs. Enemy forces began forming almost immediately, while I studied each new arrival to establish whether they would be a threat or not in order to adjust my tactics accordingly. I had a fresh buzz cut for the occasion (it helps to look like a potentially violent criminal). This year, a cowboy walked up and, in a pleasant conversational tone, told me that he wanted two of them. I laughed and said “Fine, but this one right here is mine”, all the while giving him that penetrating look that drill sergeants use to such great effect. He got the message. More »

21. November 2006 · Comments Off on First Listen, “Daughtry” · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Chris Daughtry, last season’s American Idol “rock guy” released his first album today. I downloaded it. I wasn’t going to, I was going to wait until I could hear more than 30 second snippets off of iTunes, but then I caught him on GMA this morning and sold me.

Comparisons to Nickelback, Fuel and Live are going to come fast and hard and let me tell you, I can only barely tolerate Nickelback and I listen to Fuel and Live just fine on rock radio, but I don’t own any of their stuff.

The difference for me is that Chris Daughtry knows he’s got a good, solid, rock voice and doesn’t try to beat your ears up trying to impress you.

Okay, some of you want to know creds before you put down your money. Producer is Howard Benson lately of My Chemical Romance and All American Rejects. Say what you want about those two bands, they’re not weak in the production department. Oh, and some guitar hero who calls himself Slash makes an appearance on one of the tracks. Yes, the tophatted one himself.

It’s Not Over – Solid track. Probably the first single. Teenage girls will be singing this 5 years from now, creepy teenage boys will be burning CDs with this for the pretty girls they’re stalking.

Used To – Kind of went right by me.

Home – Another one that will get a lot of airplay, especially this time of year. Our folks in the sandbox are going to be listening to this…a LOT. Hell, I am home and it made me homesick.

Over You – One of those, you’re gone but I’m okay about it…now…songs. Note to songwriters, keep the word “closure” out of your songs. It’s too 90s Pop Psych. Kind of creepy. Good hooks though.

Crashed – I think there’s a nod to Robert Plant here. The sitar going through this is very nice. You know that girl/guy you just “crashed” into and you both almost killed each other because the attraction was too strong too fast? Yeah, it’s about that. Well done.

Feels Like Tonight – Another one the girls are going to love. And another one for stalkers to burn on their disks. Great freaking vocals though. If he doesn’t trash his voice young, this guy’s going to be another one of those singers that can make his voice sound like a siren if he wants to.

What I Want – Slash is on this one. It kicks serious ass. Takes you by the throat and screams in your face. I think these two should work together a LOT.

Breakdown – There are some great freaking lines in this song. “Open up the book you beat me with again. Read it off one sentence at a time.” Yeah, I dated that chick. One complaint, and I have it about a couple of the tracks, but his one especially. Starting acoustic, then going hard isn’t necessary every time. You can stay acoustic. Really. It wouldn’t hurt this song one bit.

Gone – How many girlfriends has this guy lost? Good song on it’s own. Endless bass chord at the end? What the hell was that all about?

There and Back Again – Funky and psychedelic. Linkin Park meets old Ted Nugent. I REALLY like this track. There’s that fading bass chord again. Quit. It.

All These Lives – Wow. The anti-war track. Solid. Will be covered. Endless fading bass chord at the end with a scratch across it. Look, you’re starting to piss me off with that.

What About Now – The “we didn’t work before how about now?” song. That chord again, just not as long.

Sorry (Bonus Track on iTunes) – Could have left it off. Another good one on its own. WTF is up with the fading chord at the end of every freaking song?

The songs are all solid works on their own, I just don’t see myself listening to the entire album very much. I’m not disappointed. I like the songs, just too much all at once? Does that make sense?

Buy it. Listen to it. Tell me what you think.

15. November 2006 · Comments Off on Owwwww! · Categories: Technology, That's Entertainment!

Microsoft has got to be cringing.

The folks over at CNN review the new Zune with a NYT Tech Editor.

Now don’t forget, Soledad OBrien used to be the face of the tech desk at MS NBC.  I’m guessing it wasn’t a happy ending, but still, that was harsh.

14. November 2006 · Comments Off on Show Me The Money · Categories: That's Entertainment!

I do believe we’re witnessing the downfall of Western Civilization.

And yes, I will watch it again. Are you kidding? Shatner? Young dancers a la` Dean Martin’s Gold Diggers? Over the top flamboyant gay men as contestants for Shatner to dance with and mock out? Naval Aviators? (Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it.) How can you not love this show?
Seriously, that’s entertainment.

Disclaimer: Yes, I know, I’m weird, we’ve established that haven’t we? Move along.

13. November 2006 · Comments Off on The Simpsons Give us a Shout Out · Categories: That's Entertainment!

I was a huge fan of Matt Groening back when I was a kid. His Akbar ‘n’ Jeff strips were published in Chicago’s Underground Weekly Reader as I was coming of age and entering college. We’d see who was playing where and then we’d find Akbar ‘n’ Jeff and then later, his weird rabbit people. There was some funny stuff back then.

Allahpundit’s got a clip from last week’s Simpsons. Apparently Matt and I have grown in different directions. Nothing like one of your once favorite shows taking your service and spitting on it.
Oh and Matt? I stopped watching The Simpsons about four years ago. Random trashing of the status quo just quit being funny. But it’s kind of sad that you’ve become another one of the folks that believes those of us in uniform are stupid and ignorant. I know a LOT of folks in uniform who STILL find you funny. Hmmm…

12. November 2006 · Comments Off on Short Review, Flushed Away · Categories: That's Entertainment!

If you had told me that a bunch of singing slugs acting as a Greek Chorus could have made me laugh as hard as that, I would have thought you were nuts. Then again, it is Aardman, the same folks who blessed us with Wallace and Grommit. Do NOT dis Wallace and Grommit. You will be smitten. They are sacred in our house. Silly is a state of grace.

This movie takes silly seriously. If you and your family don’t laugh your ass off, you’re dead.

I KNOW Roger Ebert panned it. Whenever I hear Roger Ebert I think, “Yes, the man who wrote, Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens for Russ Meyers. I’m paying attention to his opinion because…?”

29. October 2006 · Comments Off on Blue Man Group, Denver, (061028) · Categories: That's Entertainment!

How to Be a Megastar Tour 2.0.

People either hate Blue Man Group or they love them. I think they’re amazing.

Three drummers, not counting the three Blue Men, Three Lead Guitarists, a bass player and a keyboardist. Tracy Bonham provided additional vocals and killer violin.

The basic story: The Blue Men order “Ronco’s How to Be a Megastar 2.0” and use the information contained in the disk to turn themselves into “Megastars.” In case you missed it when I was reviewing the makeup of the band, this is a percussive performance. They. Rock. Out. We were sitting in the nosebleed section of the Pepsi Center in Denver and our chests were still thumping. I’m not sure I could have handled seats that were closer. This show is meant to overload your senses. You are bombarded sound and sight. It’s electronic and tribal at the same time.

Through music, stage magic, comedy, the omniprescent video backdrop screens, instructions from the Megastar Disc, and no small amount of rewriting rock history, The Blue Men work their magic to give us “the feeling.” If you’ve ever been caught up in a rock show, you’ve had “the feeling.” If you haven’t…shrug.

Some creative “Mobkasting” via text messages added even another layer to the show. You could text message the show for $1.99 and the show text messaged you throughout the evening. This made for some interesting looks from people around me as I was texted instructions to “Lead your section in yelling like a Cowboy.” “Shout “FREEBIRD” at the top of your lungs right now.” and a series of trivia questions that got you, “To the roof.” You didn’t miss anything important if you didn’t mobkast, but it was fun. The trivia questions made me realize yet again that I have a head full of completely useless information.

This was the first time I’ve had a chance to see them live. It was worth it. I’m a Roof-Dweller. By study and practice I’m a Jung over Freud kind of guy to begin with. Jung is all through the imagery of the show. This isn’t a terribly difficult concept show. It’s very simple. Through work, entertainment, and technology, we’re becoming LESS connected. The masks we wear are becoming more real to us than us.

I have to mention their tribute to 9/11. Very simple. Very touching. Didn’t leave you feeling like you should cry yet again, but left you remembering. I won’t say more about it because you may not recognize it for what it is at first and I think it’s supposed to be like that.

I’m not sure how I feel about the “instructive” portions of the show. Is it really cool that they let people know it’s okay to jump up and down and act like an idiot at a rock show in 2006, or is it really disturbing that we need permission from the performers? Both? I dunno.

Love ya man.

24. October 2006 · Comments Off on I am SO Going to Hell For This… · Categories: Fun and Games, General, General Nonsense, That's Entertainment!

So, our local public television station finally got around to airing the first episode of this Masterpiece Theater drama, and Blondie and I taped it, and saved to watch on a night when there is nothing, but nothing intelligent on.
Just as they were about to reveal the nature of the parsons’ unsavory adventure in the fo’c’sle, I burst out laughing and said to Blondie “Oh my gawd, it’s “Buggery on the Bounty”!
Fortunately, she does know who Cheech and Chong are… anyone else remember that skit?

And as long as I am into low humor, I have to re-post these re-makes of romance novel covers. You’re welcome, I live to serve.

23. October 2006 · Comments Off on Indiana Jones and the Pursuit of Tenure · Categories: Fun and Games, General, That's Entertainment!, The Funny

Chuckle…giggle…snort…BWWAAAHHHAHHHHA!

I thought it was funny, but then I think Osbert Lancaster is funny, too.

Link courtesy of Daniel Drezner.

22. October 2006 · Comments Off on They Have My Attention (MCR Edition) · Categories: Rant, That's Entertainment!

I caught My Chemical Romance on SNL last night performing, “The Black Parade.” I don’t know their music. I’m not an emo/goth kind of guy other than I think Goth Chicks are hot around this time of year…okay, any time of year, I’ll admit the fetish. If they weren’t all children I’d be in a lot of trouble. I’ve said too much haven’t I?

From the clips I’ve just sampled I don’t think I’ll be picking up their earlier albums to get caught up. I don’t think I’m going to try to make it to one of their shows because…everyone would assume I’m a ticket taker or security guard.

They do however have my attention and I’m probably going to be picking up this album once it’s available for download. The reviews I’ve read compare it to, “A Night at the Opera,” “American Idiot,” “Sgt Pepper(!!!!),” and “The Wall.” Other than “The Wall” that’s some amazing company. I’m not going to bore you yet again with my opinion of what’s wrong with “The Wall.” Just accept that I think it’s crap, ‘k? The thing that worries me most about “The Black Parade” is that the “hero” seems to have daddy issues and you know…Everclear already has a new album out. I’m going to give this a chance though because musically, I liked what I heard.

So “The Black Parade” is a concept album, and possible even the new name for My Chemical Romance if this new sound works for them. Concept albums, for good or evil, are back. I think that’s a good thing. I mean think about some of the great concept albums. I’ve mentioned a few already, but how about “Breakfast in America,” “Leftoverature,” “Children of the Sun.” You know and I know that we spent wayyyyy too many hours listening to those albums with headphones firmly around our ears. It’s good that the youngsters have some headphone earbud candy, and it’s also nice that something from today’s music has risen from the clutter to get my attention. I find most current music absolute dreck.

Face it, when Tenacious D is in the top 10 on iTunes, for a pre-release, music has issues. Tenacious D are so funny my ribs hurt, they’re even musically pleasing, but how the HELL did they rise to the top? It’s October. All the good “school’s in” albums should be out by now and Jack Black’s humor is outselling Rod Stewart. Granted, Rod Stewart has become Barry Manilow, but do you understand the inherent wrongness there?

Anyway, you can probably catch the video for “The Black Parade” on almost any video site this weekend. If you’re a Tim Burton fan, you’ll love the look of this thing, and if you’re not give it a listen anyway.

20. October 2006 · Comments Off on Battlestar Galactica (061020) · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Okay, fine, be that way. Have an absolutely killer episode to crawl your way out of last year’s bullshit.

‘Cuz seriously, as predictable as it was, this week’s episode absolutely freaking rocked and rocked hard.

Even the perfectly symmetrical big freaking explosions didn’t distract from it.

I suppose we could ignore the second half of Season 2.