23. March 2006 · Comments Off on Entertainment Trivia For 03/22/06 · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

Ok, I’m sort of dredging the bottom here. And, if you read the same car-zines I do, you will have the answer at your fingertips. But, after the last few day’s ordeal, I’m not up to any intellectual rigor, and I’m in the mood for bettin’ on the Longshot. So, here goes:

How many “Bond” DB5’s were there, what are their serial numbers, and what is the believed disposition of each?

Pretty good for coasting, ‘eh?

Oh, and use of search engines is totally OK here. But please give credit where credit is due. 🙂

Congratz! to reader Andrew V. (see comments)

20. March 2006 · Comments Off on Entertainment Trivia For 03/17/06 · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

Like a lot of people in Hollywood, this writer/producer/director owes his career to Steven Spielberg. But after this small-budget flop, and this big-budget flop, when he and his partner penned this necessarily big-budget film (although it only required two-thirds the budget of the second), he couldn’t go back to Spielberg looking for that kind of money. So they did this small-budget film, which turned out to be moderately successful (and considered one of the best of its rather low-brow genre). Then, that third film turned out to be one of Hollywood’s biggest blockbusters, grossing over $200M (almost $400M worldwide), and spawning two sequels.

BTW: That second film actually made a tidy profit worldwide. But, as I have explained before, a film is expected to at least cover its budget domestically.

Hint #1: (actually, more of a clarification) Spielberg is credited in all four movies. By my use of the term, “penned”, we know the anonymous partner is another writer. Not mentioned, but implied, is the fact that he/she is also credited in all four movies.

Congratz! to reader MakeMineRed, who had a couple of mis-ques, but stuck with it, and worked it out. (see comments)

Time Tag jiggered

16. March 2006 · Comments Off on Entertainment Trivia For 03/16/06 · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

This war movie was the first “above the title” credit for this drama superstar, and the “introducing” credit for this comedy superstar, who has had these four television series’ named after him.

Congratz! to readers Doc and Andrew V., who share credit for this one. (See comments)

15. March 2006 · Comments Off on A Real Mormon On Big Love · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Over at Volokh, Randy Barnett’s comment thread concerning HBO’s new series Big Love, about a contemporary polygamist family from a Mormon splinter sect, seems to be about everything but (and no small part of the fault there lies with your’s truly 🙂 ). At BeliefNet, Linda Hoffman Kimball stays more focused:

The effect of “Big Love” on the Church’s image–especially for people unfamiliar with Mormon culture’s nuances–and the show’s graphic sexual content are serious problems. Those realities alone will and perhaps should keep Mormons away. In an odd way, the choice to watch this series may require the same kind of thought that went into deciding whether to see “The Passion of the Christ”: Do its problems outweigh its benefits?

But if you can get past those significant stumbling blocks, “Big Love” is an example of intricate, well-paced, finely acted storytelling. The three wives, in particular, are superb characters for the gifted actors who play them. Production values are high and the writing is clever, suspenseful, compelling, and at times profound. (And what a pleasure not to have to put up with swearing all the time!) With a delicate balance of wit and wisdom, “Big Love” wrestles with relationships and the deep human questions of commitment, unity, forgiveness, patience, and–of course–love, as well as the darker qualities of greed, jealousy, revenge, and manipulation. This is not a raunchy soap opera with a prurient twist. As Bill Henrickson would tell you, you have your agency. There is no coercion. You’ll have to choose for yourself.

There is a scene where Margene (Ginnefer Goodwin) says she’s a “fuck up” as a mother. But that’s in a private conversation with Barb (Jeanne Tripplehorn), so I don’t think that’s inconceivable for a devout Mormon.

15. March 2006 · Comments Off on This Short Is Funny As Hell · Categories: That's Entertainment!

ROTFLMAO. If you haven’t seen Billy’s Dad is a Fudge Packer!, you’ve got to check this out (WMV, about 7 minutes).

14. March 2006 · Comments Off on And Tonight’s Emmy, For Best Supporting Actress In A Drama Series Goes To…… · Categories: That's Entertainment!

…CCH Pounder, for her work in The Shield.

For at least three decades now, she has been one of Hollywood’s best kept secrets. And, apart from her Emmy nominations for ER in 1994, and The Shield, in 2002, she has gotten little general recognition.

It’s about time she is given the chance to step up, and wear the laurels she most rightly deserves.

Update: Oh, and honorable mention to Michael Jace, for best cover of Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. I can think of little more terrifying than someone reciting Biblical prophecy, while he’s got a gun to my head.

12. March 2006 · Comments Off on Entertainment Trivia For 03/10/06 · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

Correlate these two people: Chet Atkins and Benny Hill.

Hint #1: I would have thought our own dear Timmer would have gotten this right out of the gate. Particularly as he has previously stated that Kneck and Kneck (sic) was one of his favorite albums.

Time stamp jiggered

Congratz to reader Doc! (see comments)

10. March 2006 · Comments Off on I Hate “Me Too” Posts · Categories: That's Entertainment!

…but in this case, Paul’s got it right.

The Season Finale of BSG may just be the fastest crash and burn of a decent series that I’ve ever witnessed.

To say that it sucked is to insult sucktitude.

I mean, what the HELL was that?

09. March 2006 · Comments Off on And Yet Another Must See · Categories: That's Entertainment!

I am currently watching Wonderfalls on LOGO. And I have to say, this is a “Fawlty Towers-esce” must see. No, scratch that… Fawlty Towers was a very well executed stock comedy. This is Fawlty Towers meets Twilight Zone.

09. March 2006 · Comments Off on Some notes on Project Runway: Season 2 · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Well, contrary to my earlier prediction, Daniel Vosovic did not win; Chloe Dao (who was my initial favorite) did. Although, in his defense, he had the most pieces that were workable as daywear, rather than haute couture.

But she won by virtue of her professionalism, a quality Daniel V. and Santino most surely lacked, and she shares with Kara Saun – the “runner up” – from last season.

Overall, while there was some quite stunning work here, fashion design is very much like automotive (or general industrial) design (something I’m much more familiar with): You either work for yourself, for your customer, the illuminati, or the general public. In this season’s (whole) crowd, there was neither a Wendy Pepper (“The Longshot”), with great marketability but no original thought, or a Jay McCarroll, with both a unique view, and a general marketability.

09. March 2006 · Comments Off on Entertainment Trivia For 03/09/06 · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

OK, this should be an easy one for any of you willing to admit to occasionally liking to dress up in pointy ears or a funny forehead:

By far, the record for performing the most guest roles in the Star Trek franchise, is held by this actor.

But tell us, Andrew V.: what sort of Trekkie garb do you have stuck in the back of your closet? 😉

A Qualified Congratz to reader Andrew V. (see comments).

06. March 2006 · Comments Off on Just What Is A Chopper? · Categories: Ain't That America?, General, That's Entertainment!

I’m currently watching the generally very good History of the Chopper on the Discovery Channel. And they just had this club, of mostly old-timers, from South Dakota. And their standards for membership include, “must have own bike, of at least 650cc, and it must be a chopper.” And looking at the clip of one of their rides, everyone’s bike had an extended fork and ape-hangers.

But is that what defines a chopper? I think not! One of my old detail clients was a very successful Jaguar mechanic in central Orange County. One of the things his success had bought him was a high-6-figure bus-based motorhome, with a custom bike, which resided upon a hydraulic lift in one of the motorhome’s luggage bays. This bike, by dictates of the packaging, if not the owner, had neither extended forks or ape-hangers – it was in the “drag bike” style. But few that saw it would doubt that it is a “chopper”.

But it did have a big cube, Harley-based motor. Is that a requirement? I think not! While a Harley V-Twin is virtually de rigor for today’s “choppers”, lots of customizers in “my day” were doing beautiful bikes based upon Triumphs, Hondas, and others. And no-one doubted that they were “choppers”.

So, just what constitutes a “chopper”?

06. March 2006 · Comments Off on Entertainment Trivia For 03/07/06 · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

This is inspired by Sgt. Mom’s Borderline Radio post.

I was originally going to ask the call sign of Wolfman Jack’s radio station from American Graffiti. But that alone would be too easy. So, in American Graffiti, George Lucas portrayed Wolfman Jack’s studio as just on the outskirts of Modesto, CA. Name the famous legislation which made this an impossibility (as well as said call sign).

The Answer! I knew this was too easy. Reader M. Thompson has it down (see comments).

06. March 2006 · Comments Off on Entertainment Trivia For 03/01/06 · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

Well, I had another one lined up for today. But this, from Puzzleblogger Kevan Choset, at Volokh, was so good, I had to share it here.

An easy one. What do these actors have in common?

  • Warren Beatty

  • Kevin Costner

  • Clint Eastwood

  • Mel Gibson

  • Robert Redford

I have some guesses. But I’m staying mute – both here and there. Hint: based upon Choset’s history as Puzzleblogger: the correct answer likely has more to do with some mathematical or heuristic relationship of the names themselves, than a finer point of cinematic history.

Congratz to reader Andrew V., who got the final two actors who’ve won Best Director Oscars.

However, this is the last time I steal a trivia question from another blogger:

Is that it, Kevan – 5 actors who have won directing Oscars?

If so, I am gonna’ be sooooo mad. Easy is right: too frickin’ easy! I’ve been racking my brain this week, trying to find some mathematical or heuristic relationship between the actors’ names, birthdates, etc..

[note: time stamp jiggered]

05. March 2006 · Comments Off on I’m Having Trouble (Academy Awards Edition) · Categories: That's Entertainment!

I’m having trouble figuring out which is funnier tonight, Hollywood congratulating themselves for their social consciousness or the live bloggers over at PJM bashing Hollywood for congratulating themselves for their social consciousness.

It’s a toss-up.

Our local public radio station (which full disclosure impels me to mention that I am employed by their 24-hour classical sister station on a part-time basis) is advertising a special which airs this weekend on “border radio”— that is, a collection of stations located just over the Mexican border which during the 1950ies and 1960ie— joyfully free of FCC restrictions on power restrictions… or practically any other kind of restriction— blasted the very latest rock, and the most daring DJ commentary, on stations so high-powered they could be heard all the way into the deep mid-west… and probably on peoples’ fillings, too.

My parents were… umm, kind of stodgy about radio entertainment, and Mom kept the radio at home always tuned to the venerable Los Angeles classical station, with the result that I may have been the single “ most totally clueless about popular music” military broadcaster trainee ever to graduate from DINFOS. I knew about Elvis, and the Beatles, of course— JP played the “White Album” incessantly, and the Beach Boys were omnipresent in California… and I rather liked Simon & Garfunkle, but everything else… major unexplored territory there. Except for obscure and weird stuff like… umm, classical music. And the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. JP was a fan. I actually won money in tech school, betting on the existence of a band called the “Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band”. (They had a single in the AFRTS library— my winning move, going to the index file and triumphantly producing the card for “I am the Urban Spaceman”.) Otherwise, popular music, country music, all the rest of it was pretty much new news to me. I could be really open-minded about it all, which turned out to be a good thing, in the long run. DJ’s with strong personal inclinations about genre, decade and groups sometimes had a problem when it came to being ecumenical. (Weekend jazz… no problem. Midnight AOR.. no problem… just give me a couple of bottles of extra-strength Anacin. Afternoon drive-time… eh, no problem.)

So I managed to get to that point in my life without ever having heard of Wolfman Jack, the king of the border radio personalities. Raunchy, borderline profane, very funny, the Wolfman was about the most daring DJ in the regular weekly AFRTS package of radio programming for a good long time, which might have seemed even longer to station managers gritting their teeth and crossing their fingers that there might be nothing potentially offensive to the host nation in his show… this week, anyway. Master-Sgt. Rob, the first station manager that I worked for, at FEN-Misawa had been around for at least fifteen years before that. MSgt. Rob was one of the old-timers, who had served tours in South-East Asia, a clannish set loosely known as the “Thai Mafia”… so many of them had passed through a tour of duty at Udorn. Thailand’s reputation as a sort of sexual Disneyland dates from that time— although I swear Scouts’ honor, (fingers crossed here) that military broadcasters contributed very little to that. (Military broadcasters tended to be a little odd. I’d be willing to take bets that many of them had some degree of Ausburgers’ Syndrome). The Thai government was and is extremely embarrassed about this reputation, and sensitive of slight against national honor. So late one night, MSgt. Rob happened to turn on the radio, and of course, the Wolfman was on, and the first words MSgt. Rob heard was a joke:
“What’s brown and lays in the forest?” And the Wolfman answered his own question in that deep baritone that seemed especially made to relay the punch-line of raunchy jokes. “Smokey the Hooker!”
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04. March 2006 · Comments Off on Oscar Awards Predictions · Categories: General, sarcasm, That's Entertainment!

So, I would have sat down and written something bitingly sarcastic about the Oscars this year…. but realized I just don’t care, all that much. And this guy beat me to the sarcasm part , anyway. Well, I am curious as to who will have the most cringe-making acceptance speech, and which actress will be wearing the most hideous dress… (Honey, you mean you looked in the mirror just before you stepped out the door, and decided to go, anyway? Dressed in that??!!!)
The only nominated movie I saw anyway was “Curse of the Wererabbit”.

Wake me up, when Hollywood starts making movies for everyone else, instead of just each other.

28. February 2006 · Comments Off on Bloggin’ on The Shield · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Are we seeing the beginnings here of an unholy trinity of Mackey, Kavanaugh, and Antoine Mitchell?

27. February 2006 · Comments Off on Memo: It’s Just Business · Categories: European Disunion, General, Media Matters Not, Rant, sarcasm, That's Entertainment!

To: Gary Busey, Billy Zane
From: Sgt Mom
Re: Your Next Career Move

1. I assume, of course, that you will still have one in movies catering to mainstream American audiences. You know, America… that country of which you are both ostensibly citizens? The one where a decreasing number of people with disposable income and an inclination to be amused by well-crafted entertainment at the multiplex are in fact declining to report as commanded by the lords of the entertainment industry to be sliced, diced, insulted and lectured on the most recent cause du jour? Yeah, that country. Feel free, though, to cast your lot in with whoever’s movie industry floats your personal boat… this place is still, although you might get some argument among the entertainment wheelers and dealers, a free country.

2. So, guys, how do you feel, after having participated with apparent glee, in what looks like (from this admittedly distant perspective) the 21st Century’s version of that hateful Third Reich propaganda crap-fest “The Eternal Jew”? Full of that nice warm glow that comes of having stuck it to “the man”, I presume. How very daring of you. I do hope you were well paid, as that paycheck might have to last for a while.

3. So, as working actors…
(“Blondie, sweetie, have we ever seen a movie starring either one of these goofs?”
“Billy Zane was the baddie on “Titanic, Mom.”
“I think he was in “Memphis Belle, too. Maybe that’s where he got to be a pacifist.”
“And Gary Busey… who’s he?”
“I think he played Buddy Holly, ages ago… you do know who Buddy Holly is….?.”
“S**t, Mom, you were a DJ, you trained me well… he was killed with Richie Valens… wasn’t he in Point Break, with Keanau Reeves? Oh-oh-oh-oh… Billy Zane was the the “Phantom”… he wore lavender spandex, for Ch****t sake!”)
….
It looks like we shall in future be seeing rather less of you two than before… one way or the other— either the free markets’ choice or ours, as consumers.

4. I would also venture a guess, that any future American big-screen production that you have a major role in… will probably not show in an AAFES theater, not once word about this little movie escapade gets around. It’s just a guess, mind you, but I do have an instinct about these things. Military members have a long, long memory about movie actors who either mouth off about the military, or play very prominent roles in movies which defame the military. I know lots of people who have been boycotting Jane Fonda for decades. Of course, that duty was made less onerous when she barely made any movies for decades— interesting coincidence, don’t you think?

Sincerely,
Sgt Mom.

PS: Please don’t do any interviews in which you lament the unflattering way in which Americans in general and the American military in particularly, are seen by foreigners… seeing that you just now, and a couple of decades of Hollywood efforts before you have contributed so much to that state of affairs. We owe so much to you all, for generally portraying Americans as brutal, racist, crude, uncultured, ignorant and generally benighted. Thanks for all your sterling service in that regard.

PPSS: Rremember, make that paycheck last!

27. February 2006 · Comments Off on A Question For The Trekkies · Categories: That's Entertainment!

I am currently watching ST:TNG:A Matter of Time. And I am wondering, when was the “Temporal Prime Directive” introduced into the Star Trek mythos?

26. February 2006 · Comments Off on RIP Don Knotts at 81 · Categories: That's Entertainment!

I was going to review my memories of him but you’ve got your own.

26. February 2006 · Comments Off on Entertainment Trivia For 02/26/06 · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

When this famous segregated country club decided to make room for this Hollywood star, one of its members is noted as saying, “can’t we at least pick one who looks like a gentile?”

Of course, feeding the quote into Google will likely give you the answer straight away. But please give the other folks a sporting chance. Oh, and hint #1 is in the question itself. 😉

Congratz (again) to reader Bill. (see comments)

Danny Thomas, you might recall, was a Lebanese Catholic.

25. February 2006 · Comments Off on Battlestar Bloggin’ (060224) · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Frequent commenter Robin, comments in an earlier post that last night’s Battlestar Gallactica, Downloaded, was the best episode ever.

It didn’t have the most action. It didn’t have the most drama and yet, I have to say that I agree. The plot twist thrown down last night has the potential to twist everything we know about the human vs cylon conflict off it’s moral and spiritual axis. After last week’s abortion issue episode, this was a breath of fresh air to the series.

Discuss freely in comments.

Warning to all, I’m not going to delete spoilers in the comments, so if you don’t want to know, don’t read the comments.

Remember, all Battlestar Gallactica episodes are available on iTunes Video. You don’t have to have an iPod to play the episodes, you can download straight to your computer and play them using Quicktime.

24. February 2006 · Comments Off on Duh! · Categories: That's Entertainment!

This is a brilliant case of the obvious:

Sex Pistols turn down Hall of Fame honor

By Chris Morris
The Sex Pistols have opted out on appearing at their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

The groundbreaking English punk rock group officially declined the honor — to be handed out March 13 at a dinner and performance at the Waldorf Astoria in New York — in a crudely scrawled, mispunctuated handwritten message posted on the band’s Web site Friday.

Anybody who thought they’d show up, smack yourself in the head and call yourself a goof.

Via Shivas.

24. February 2006 · Comments Off on Entertainment Trivia For 02/24/06 · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

If you start addressing your Lava Lamp as Rover, what (besides talking to inanimate objects) might your obsession be?

Congratz to reader Clayton Ruff (see comments).

22. February 2006 · Comments Off on Seven Songs Meme · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

From David J., aka Zombie Boy, over at Resurrection Song.

Seven Songs I can’t currently get out of my head:

1. “Head On” by The Jesus & Mary Chain. Makes me want to grab a girl and dance fast and nasty.
2. “Mysterious Ways” and all of its remixes, U2 and various Producers. Probably the one U2 song that really haunts me.
3. “You Don’t Get Much” The BoDeans. It’s the drums mostly…and I can relate the the words all to well.
4. “Crazy (Tony Kanal Remix) [Full Version]” Alanis Morissette. I love the original by Seal and this version just relaxes me instantly.
5. “Kashmir” Led Zepplin. What? I need a reason? It’s Kashmir and it gets better every time I listen to it.
6. “Remedy” Bird York. Love this lady’s voice.
7. “Angel Eyes” John Hiatt. Again, it needs no explanation.

If you read this, consider yourself tagged.

17. February 2006 · Comments Off on Entertainment Trivia For 02/18/06 · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

This Hollywood Legend declined to play opposite Judy Garland in this screen epic because she was a drug addict. However, eight years later, he became a very vocal advocate of LSD.

Congratz to our own dear Timmer, who got it right with Cary Grant and A Star Is Born.

His objection was not some moral judgement on Judy’s drug use itself. But Grant was known for having one of the strongest work ethics in Hollywood. And, like most upper/downer addicts, Judy was quite unreliable.

While Grant used LSD, in a clinical setting, over 100 times, I have no indication that he ever “dropped acid” recreationally. But LSD was being widely used by psychiatrists in the ’50s and early ’60s. LSD didn’t become illegal in the US until 1968

This from Archie Leach, Cary Grant’s autobiography (chapter 14):

Now, I believe in caring for my health; and I trust you do too. Physical health is a product of, and dependent upon, mental health — one nurtures and nourishes the other. And so, together with a group of other interested Californians — doctors, writers, scientists and artists — and the encouragement of Betsy, who was interested herself, I underwent a series of controlled experiments with Lysergic Acid, a hallucinogenic chemical or drug known as LSD 25. Experiment is perhaps a misleading word; to most people it signifies patronization and objectivity. For my part I anxiously awaited their personal benefits that could be derived from the experiences, and was quite willing to be less than objective. Any man who experiments with something that cannot benefit himself, or add to his happiness, and that of his fellow man in turn, is a fool and a menace to society. I’ve heard that a man here and there died during LSD25 sessions; but then I’ve heard that men died during poker games and while watching horse racing; but that didn’t seem to stop such occupations. Those men might have died anywhere while doing anything. Men have also died testing airplanes and parachutes, vaccines and common cold cures. In attempting to traverse the next step into progress and knowledge, men have always died. But there is a difference between the man who knows what he’s about with a high-powered airplane, and an idiot who puts wings on a bicycle and takes off from the edge of Niagra (sic) Falls.

LSD 25 is a psychic energizer and the exact opposite in reaction to the addictive drugs and opiates. Indeed, Seconal, or similar sedative, is usually given as an antidote, to quell and offset the effects of LSD 25, if necessary. The action of the chemical releases the subconscious so that it becomes apparent to yourself. So that you can see what transpires in the depth of you mind — and what goes on there you wouldn’t believe, ladies and gentlemen — and learn which misconceptions, guilts and fears, with their resultant repressions, inhibitions and insecurities, have formed the pattern for your past behavior. A successively recurring pattern since childhood.

The feeling is that of an unmarshaling of the thoughts as you’ve customarily associated them. The lessening of conscious control, similar to the mental process which takes place when we dream. For example, when you’re asleep and your mind no longer concerned with matters and activities of the day, your subconscious often brings itself to your attention by dreaming. With conscious controls relaxed, those thoughts buried deep inside begin to come to the surface in the form of dreams. These dreams, since they appear to us in symbolic guise, are fantasies and, if you will accept the reasoning, could be classified as hallucinations. Such fantasies, or hallucinations, are inside every one of us, waiting to be released, aired and understood. Dreams are really the emotions that we find ourselves reluctant to examine, think about, or meditate upon, while conscious.