Found at Scratching to Escape:

a teaser:

Father: “Son I saw you on the news with a sign protesting Wall Street.”

Son: “Yeah Dad. It was cool. We sat around, told them how we feel and let them know that Wall Street won’t get away with what they’re doing. In fact, I’m calling from the protest. We’re going to stay until they listen to our demands”

Father: “It looked more like you were eating pizza and texting”

Son: “I had to let my girlfriend know I would be on television.”

h/t Leeann