I’m thinking of calling up Beautiful Wife and seeing if she’s up for a Famous Feast for this evening in honor. We order the beef brisket vs the pork, that way we kill as many animals as possible with one meal.

I absolutely refuse to apologize for being on top of the food chain.

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

Correction: It’s not until March 15th…but too late now…I’ve got a hankerin’ for a Famous Feast and I’m not stopping until some Devil’s Spit has been consumed on tasty animal flesh.

UPDATE: After all was said and done…we started with the catfish appetizer, Boyo had the Chicken Tenders, we had the Famous Feast as the main course. Total of at least 5 animals dead. Luckily I’m back at the gym with a cautious blessing from my surgeon because DAMN I gained almost 15 pounds while laid up. I’d start smoking again but I feel so damn good without them I just can’t.