One of the criticisms I’ve seen of John Kerry is that he would be a tool of the Europeans. People have said that he would, in effect, cave to European and International interests in exchange for “cooperation.”

Well, he’s not President and we just gave in to the French in exchange for “cooperation.” I guess this means French Fries are back on the menu! Oh yeah, there’s nothing like good ole’ French Fries and thick, rich Heinz ketchup to dip them in.

I suppose it’s for the best, because those Freedom Fries were taking too many liberties with my digestive system.