Ok, here’s another easy one:

This mediocre musical was turned into a classic using an old newspaper and a loose floorboard.

Update: Oh, c’mon, folks; this is an eazzzzzy one.

Where is Stryker, who was braging about his “massive” video collection (don’t we men tend to brag about “massiveness?)? 🙂
Where is Sgt Mom, my reliable foil on matters of art deco and neo-classic culture?
Where is DemoMan, who has surprised us a couple of times?

Oh, c’mon folks: classic musical, floorboard, newspaper – Google the fucking thing.