Tired of there not being enough fresh content here every day? Can you write? Drop a line to Sgt Mom. She’ll hook you up. No Kevin, we’re not THAT desperate, but the never ending optimism is refreshing. You’re like family. I love my family, but I love them where they live, not where I live.
Sheryl Crow. What, you thought THAT was serious? We’re really just taking ourselves too fucking seriously. But considering that it was reported as straight news in so many places… UPDATE: Folks, seriously, it was a JOKE. She was kidding. What’s so scary is that we’re actually so used to crazy things from the lefty greenies that it was reported as straight news and we bought it.
It’s just about time to sit down, plop in the entire Firefly series, follow it up with Serenity, and remember what good storytelling is again. Because seriously? Other than Grey’s Anatomy and The Tudors (Henry VIII, ROCKSTAR) on Showtime, everything’s been sucking vast swathes of sucktitude lately. Painkiller Jane on SciFi? Everyone looks bored, it rubs off.
I’m pretty much done watching American Idol. There hasn’t been anyone I’ve cared about this season. The rock “mentor” is going to be Bon Jovi. That right there tells me that this show is no longer for me. Vote for the worst is going after Phil the bald guy and that tells me that they’re not listening either.
Patti Smith has a new album out. Twelve. A bunch of covers. Covers of songs that I didn’t much love the first time around. I think I’ll pass and just listen to Wave.
Britney Spears and Sanjaya. I think that just about says it all, don’t you?
Rosie O’Donnell. Okay, I’ve been wondering this for a LONG time. How did this chick ever get off of VH1 and into the mainstream? She sucks as a comedianne, she completely hoovered as a VJ. The fact that she loves Elmo no longer compensates for the fact that she’s become a sad, bitter, conspiracy fruitcake. How come I know she loves Elmo?!!! Why in the name of all that’s holy would THAT fact stick in my head?
Senator Harry Reid. Hawwwwwkkkk…patooooieee. He’s earned his place in my heart right next to Jane Fucking Fonda. I swear every time he opens his mouth, I’m more ashamed that I was ever a democrat.
Attorney General Gonzalez. You know, if liberals and conservatives both walk away from a lawyer and don’t understand a single word he’s said, he’s either a genius or an absolute moron. The fact that the President still backs him answers that question for me.