Jeff over at The Shape of Days is celebrating a birthday, is sick, and writes a pretty darn funny recap of the latest Survivor episode…which I don’t watch…Beautiful Wife watches it…I’m just in the same room…but really, don’t you think that b*tch Ami needs to have a stake driven through her heart? It’s women like her that make me wonder if the fundamentalists don’t have it right when it comes to lesbians. She’s just evil. And WTF is with these guys? Is Strategery dead after all?

Or something like that…like I said…I don’t watch.