It’s
! The book that SSDB readers have been asking for! “Our Grandpa Was an Alien”!
(Well, he was…British, and a resident legal alien for fifty years. He had this grudge about being turned down for military service by the US Army in World War I… it’s all in the book.)
Nothing really R-rated, and minimal celebrity content, avaliable through “www.booklocker.com”, and maybe at your local bookstore if you really, really pitch a fit.