10. Tired of our fine young men and women dying in boring countries like Iraq and Afghanistan. That’s so beginning of the decade.

9. We KNOW they’re developing nukes, that’s more than we knew about Iraq.

8. Ahmadinejad just pisses me off with his cheap suits and half a beard. Either grow a real beard and dress like the Mullah you are, or get some Armani for Allah’s sake.

7. At least there have been student demonstrations in the past decade calling for democracy, they may actually be ready for it.

6. We can’t let Israel have all the fun.

5. They keep telling me we invaded Iraq for the oil and yet I’m paying more at the pump than I was before the invasion. Obviously we need more oil.

4. It would annoy the living shit out of France, Russia and China. I love when that happens.

3. Bush hasn’t been compared to Hitler all week.

2. I’m tired of paying two bucks a pound for pistachios at the commissary.

1. The way things are goin’, we’re not going to see another right wing warmonger of a President until at least 2017. Two years people, the clock’s ticking.

Add your own in the comments, it’s amazing how many you can think of without really trying.