They say St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, but do you know what he said, as he was about to do it?
He adjusted the rear-view mirror, looked over his shoulder and said,

“Arright, yiz in th’ back, are yiz aright, and ready to go, then?”

But I don’t wear green, myself on St. Patricks’ Day, as Grandpa Jim was an Orangeman, through and through.

(Grandpa Jim and Uncle Jimmy, early 1920ies)

From the archives, “My Grandpa Was an Alien”