Apparently I work with a group of people who are infected with something known as “March Madness.”  There seems to be an almost universal hatred towards an entity known as “Duke.”  The fact that said “Duke” seems to have nothing to do with jazz music or Hunter S. Thompson has me completely confused.

Update:  Basketball?  All this excitement is about BASKETBALL?  Tall dudes we made fun of in high school running up and down the gym playing bouncey-bouncey-throw? 

Eeegads!  The Commander is infected with this thing also.

We live in a strange ass country.