{"id":3370,"date":"2005-01-14T21:47:17","date_gmt":"2005-01-15T03:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sgtstryker.com\/index.php\/archives\/caption-contest-5-winners\/"},"modified":"2005-01-14T21:59:11","modified_gmt":"2005-01-15T03:59:11","slug":"caption-contest-5-winners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/archives\/caption-contest-5-winners\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest, 5, Winner(s)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;u=\/050109\/photos_pl_afp\/050109200648_6usmotg5_photo1&#038;e=11&#038;ncid=1617\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sgtstryker.com\/wp-images\/capt.sge.aav29.090105200534.photo01.photo.default-271x380.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAFP\/File\/Indranil Mukherjee<\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sgtstryker.com\/index.php\/archives\/caption-contest-the-fifth\/\">The Contest<\/a> was interesting this week.<\/p>\n<p>The winner comes from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ratnest.us\/\">datarat<\/a>.<br \/>\nSaid the Sec of State<br \/>\nTo the gathered Mullah\u2019s<br \/>\n\u201cDo you hear what I hear?\u201d<br \/>\n(do you hear what I hear?)<br \/>\nA bomb<br \/>\nA MOAB<br \/>\nFalling from on Iran<br \/>\nAnd your NUKE plant\u2019s buried in sand\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Honorable mention to Blondie for noticing something a bit yucky:<br \/>\nEEEHHH????? what was that ??? I could\u2019nt hear you\u2026.I\u2019m sorry your gonna have to speak up\u2026.&#8221;oh I forgot my crest whitening tooth paste&#8221;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AFP\/File\/Indranil Mukherjee The Contest was interesting this week. The winner comes from datarat. Said the Sec of State To the gathered Mullah\u2019s \u201cDo you hear what I hear?\u201d (do you hear what I hear?) A bomb A MOAB Falling from on Iran And your NUKE plant\u2019s buried in sand\u2026 Honorable mention to Blondie for noticing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}