{"id":3565,"date":"2005-02-18T17:05:56","date_gmt":"2005-02-18T23:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sgtstryker.com\/index.php\/archives\/another-dose-of-reality-i-dont-want\/"},"modified":"2005-02-18T17:05:56","modified_gmt":"2005-02-18T23:05:56","slug":"another-dose-of-reality-i-dont-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/archives\/another-dose-of-reality-i-dont-want\/","title":{"rendered":"Another dose of reality I don\u2019t want"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I had a physical today.  I have high cholesterol.  As if that\u2019s not bad enough, I have been dogging the hubby over his for the last 4 months thinking mine was still the level it was in \u201998.  Mine\u2019s higher than his.  Then the doc drops another bomb on me.  I\u2019m now in the age group where they recommend you get your first mammogram.  WTF?  I don\u2019t want to be worrying about grown-up health issues.  <\/p>\n<p>I feel like Lindsey Lohan in Jamie Lee Curtis\u2019 body looking in the mirror saying, \u201cI\u2019m like the crypt keeper!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dammit I still feel 16\u2026somewhat\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I had a physical today. I have high cholesterol. As if that\u2019s not bad enough, I have been dogging the hubby over his for the last 4 months thinking mine was still the level it was in \u201998. Mine\u2019s higher than his. Then the doc drops another bomb on me. I\u2019m now in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/27"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}