{"id":4841,"date":"2005-11-16T23:58:05","date_gmt":"2005-11-17T05:58:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sgtstryker.com\/index.php\/archives\/no-dude-this-cant-be-right\/"},"modified":"2005-11-17T00:09:54","modified_gmt":"2005-11-17T06:09:54","slug":"no-dude-this-cant-be-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/archives\/no-dude-this-cant-be-right\/","title":{"rendered":"NO &#8211; <b>DUDE<\/b> &#8211; This Can&#8217;t Be Right!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m currently watching the History Channel&#8217;s  <i>Modern Marvels: Coffee<\/i>, And it&#8217;s killing me &#8211; it&#8217;s like they are slamming it, and spitting it out &#8211; <b>NO!!!!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>A fine coffee is just like a fne wine: you must play with it &#8211; carefully taste its aromas &#8211; then let it gently glide along your tongue. Work it around. Then spit it out, if you wish. Or drink it; it makes no matter at this point.<\/p>\n<p>But don&#8217;t just slurp-slosh-spit &#8211; that is all wrong! You have to romance the bean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m currently watching the History Channel&#8217;s Modern Marvels: Coffee, And it&#8217;s killing me &#8211; it&#8217;s like they are slamming it, and spitting it out &#8211; NO!!!! A fine coffee is just like a fne wine: you must play with it &#8211; carefully taste its aromas &#8211; then let it gently glide along your tongue. Work [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eat-drink-and-be-merry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}