I normally don’t pass on “Friend Spam” but I haven’t seen this one before and it just rings true. Add your own in the comments.<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you’re too busy to talk to them for a week. MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry
\non the same conversation you were having last time you met.<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, “Damn…we screwed
\nup…but man that was fun!”<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds\u00c3\u0192\u00c2\u00a2\u00c3\u00a2,\u00c2\u00ac(tm) ass that left you
\nbehind.<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences…
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no Civilian could
\never dream of…<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had
\nenough.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
\n“You better drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste…that’s
\nalcohol abuse!!” Then carry you home safely and put you to bed…<\/p>\n
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
\nMILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out for using your name in vain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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