So I did a half day of work yesterday and I’m going to try and do the same today. It’s not easy, my head is just a huge, snot filled balloon that feels like it’s going to go at any. freaking. minute. And I’ve got to write an EPR because my troop is in Africa and can’t\/won’t give me anything resembling a decent bullet. He must have done something. Everytime I went to his desk it was filled with piles of stuff that moved and changed shape. Something productive must have been happening. Right?<\/p>\n
Alka Seltzer Cold is pretty cool stuff though. It kicks in almost immediately after you take it. You just have to remember to take it every four hours and…well…when I’m sick, I have no short term memory.<\/p>\n
What I wouldn’t give for a decent 12 hour cold tab. It’s hard though because you HAVE to go off base to get any good drugs anymore, and then you can only get about 2 days worth otherwise you’ve got the cops coming to your house looking for a freaking Meth Lab. And who wants to have a warrant served as they’re waiting for their head to explode?…been there…done that.<\/p>\n
I wonder what other sort of fun the single moms in the office are going to bring in from the infecteous disease lab<\/strike> child care center. What’s that, SrA Snuffly is on quarters with Pink Eye? Frelling lovely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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