Proof…proof I tell you that the DNC is un-American!<\/p>\n
Here’s the list of items that won’t be allowed into Invesco Field for Barack Obama’s acceptance speech:<\/p>\n
From the Rocky Mountain News<\/a>:<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Outside food and beverage of any kind, including alcoholic beverages, coolers and bottled water<\/p>\n
Umbrellas<\/p>\n
Large bags, suitcases or backpacks<\/p>\n
Noisemakers, air horns, whistles, cowbells (???!!!)<\/strong>, horns, bull horns or other voice enhancement devices.<\/p>\n
Signs, banners, flags or any other items that would either obstruct the view of a patron or serve as a security risk<\/p>\n
Any and all unauthorized merchandise, including unapproved pamphlets, handouts, advertisements, etc.<\/p>\n
Knives of any size, razor blades or sharp or pointed objects like scissors and knitting needles<\/p>\n
Mace, pepper spray or aerosol containers<\/p>\n
Fireworks<\/p>\n
Weapons of any kind, including toy weapons, or any article that might be used as a weapon or compromise public safety.<\/p>\n
Canes that aren’t used for medical reasons, chains, or sticks of any length<\/p>\n
Screwdrivers or Leatherman brand or similar tools<\/p>\n
Dangerous or hazardous items or materials including chemical, biological, radiological agents<\/p>\n
Animals (except service dogs and guide dogs)<\/p>\n
Folding chairs<\/p>\n
Laser devices<\/p>\n
Tripods<\/p>\n
Bikes, inline skates, skateboards, scooters, shoes with wheels<\/p>\n
Illegal drugs and any other illegal substances<\/p>\n
Frisbees or inflated balls of any kind.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Do you see that?\u00a0 NO COWBELLS.\u00a0 Proof that they’re a bunch of commies!<\/p>\n
Which just goes to show that Chris Muir<\/a> is actually more topical than I thought…actually, I’m wondering if he’s more topical than HE thought.<\/p>\n