{"id":7556,"date":"2012-02-21T16:16:17","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T22:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ncobrief.com\/?p=7556"},"modified":"2012-02-21T16:16:17","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T22:16:17","slug":"consider-the-michelles-of-the-field","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/archives\/consider-the-michelles-of-the-field\/","title":{"rendered":"Consider the Michelles of the Field"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6they toil not, nor do they spin, yet Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. Enough of that simile, since it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s pretty obvious that Solomon in all his glory was not spread all over just about every fashion and women\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mag for the last couple of years, accompanied by cutlines, stories and editorials, all drooling over how chic, fashionable and oh-so-modern and otherwise laudable the spouse of the current occupant of the White House was. <\/p>\n<p>Yep, upon the apotheosis of the Empty Suit known as Barack Obama, to the highest office in the land, I could hardly pass the supermarket checkout stand, without being assured that his Significant Other was the best thing since Jackie Kennedy or sliced bread\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 so lovely, so tasteful, so chic, the very model of an ultra-modern First Lady. Frankly, the sycophantic chorus got to the point where I began muttering to myself something along the lines of, <em>\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcSister, I remember Jackie Kennedy \u00e2\u20ac\u201c and you, darlin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t no Jackie Kennedy. If Jackie Kennedy had ever dressed for a public event by raiding her daughter\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s closet and the nearest Goodwill outlet, she would have at least made it look good!\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/em> Frankly, if I never see another picture of Michelle in a boob-belt and too-small cotton cardy, or one of Laura Ashley\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s more unfortunate evening dress designs, it will all be too soon. And I speak as one who does raid her daughter\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s closet, the local Goodwill store and loved Laura Ashley, but then I do not see any fashion mags out there breathlessly lauding Sgt. Mom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s inimitable sense of style. <\/p>\n<p>About the only mystery left unexamined regarding Michelle Obama\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s dress sense is how on earth one can spend a bomb of money and still finish up wearing such desperately unflattering clothes, or clothes grotesquely unsuited for the occasion \u00e2\u20ac\u201c or both.<\/p>\n<p>So, you will have gathered that Michelle Obama annoys me. I would have been content to dismiss her as I did, yea these many months ago as <em>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153a seething pit of resentment in spite of two high-end degrees, a large income and a mansion; a BAP with a limitless sense of entitlement.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/em>I might have been able, eventually, to blow off the fashion and women\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s magazine going all full Pravda on us \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 but for the vacations.<\/p>\n<p>The incessant expensive vacations to lavish resort locations annoy me. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t grudge rich people their amusements, knowing that they mostly pay for such excursions themselves, and that spending on them will trickle down to make a good living for the people who own, run, and work at such places \u00e2\u20ac\u201c heck, I live in a destination city, although I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be the first to admit that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not a tropical paradise like Hawaii, or an enclave of the uber-rich like Martha\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Vinyard. I certainly didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t grudge President Reagan, or either of the Presidents Bush from taking vacations at property they owned and improved, and even hosted VIPs at. <em>(I did derive amusement out of the White House Press corps being dragged to Crawford, Texas, in August, though. Awwww, poor cosmopolitan urbanites, being dragged to the ass-end of nowhere in the most miserable part of a Texas summer!)<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>But at a time when ordinary working people are cutting back to a week or so, taking a frugal holiday here and there, or even not taking a vacation at all \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Michelle Obama taking a lavish holiday every two months or so, looks very, very bad to the general public. And the White House must know that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going over about as well as a case of the chicken pox at a kid\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s birthday party. That someone whose job it is to consider damage control can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t or won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t talk her into slumming it at Camp David instead is not a good thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6they toil not, nor do they spin, yet Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. Enough of that simile, since it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s pretty obvious that Solomon in all his glory was not spread all over just about every fashion and women\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mag for the last couple of years, accompanied by cutlines, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,71,20,13,21,40,24],"tags":[165,166,162,164,163],"class_list":["post-7556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aint-that-america","category-fun-and-games","category-general-nonsense","category-rant","category-sarcasm","category-working-in-a-salt-mine","category-world","tag-hawaii","tag-marthas-vineyard","tag-michelle-obama","tag-san-antonio","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7557,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7556\/revisions\/7557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ncobrief.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}