Blackfive describes his problems voting in the 42d Ward in da great city of Chicago.

I’d like to tell you I’m shocked, but folks, lets not forget, it’s Chicago. Home of, “Vote early and vote often.” We love politics in da city. We love it so much, sometimes we vote twice. We love it so much, sometimes we don’t quit votin’ after we’re dead. Dat’s just da way it is. Now I need a sammich and a way to get dis southside accent out of my head.