15. March 2007 · Comments Off on Bwahhahahahahaaaaa · Categories: General Nonsense

Overheard on the First Sergeant’s radio:

“Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confessed to every evil on earth today EXCEPT the sinking of the Titanic, he claims Osama handled that one himself.”

My take?  You know that guy who’s like 25 years old and has a “life experience story” for everything that comes up and if you take the time to add it up, he should be about 75?  Yeah, Khalid is like that.  I bet if you asked him he’d say he was at CBGBs when The Clash first came over.

He wants to die that badly?  I say we accomodate him.  I think drowning him in a vat of bacon grease would be right…but we’ve already agreed that it’s a good thing I’m not in charge.

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