1.) And winner of the ewwwwwwwwww award: Rodney Dill: “Jees Ed, I wish you’d learn how to use the community urinal without all the back-splatter.”

2.) Sgt Schultz: “Urinalysis monitor this!”

The “I don’t get it.” award goes to John Jenkins for: “So this is what they do to people who don’t close their tags!”