1. Sgt Mom: “Look, it says right here in the second paragraph from the bottom of page 1,542 section 2-A of the instruction manual… insert tab A into slot C…”

…which is just a nicer way of saying:

2. Joe: “Well whaddaya know, you CAN put that part where the sun don’t shine!”

3. Rodney: “Put the manual away a man only needs two tools, WD-40 and Duct Tape. If its supposed to move and doesn’t use the WD-40. If it moves and isn’t supposed to, ya use the duct tape.” …mostly because that’s really the way most any maintenance is done in the Air Force. Feel better?