20. October 2005 · Comments Off on DOD Halloween/Overseas · Categories: Domestic, General, Home Front

Dressing up the kidlets in cute costumes and going around to all the neighbors begging for candy and treats was—- I was initially given to understand— a uniquely American custom, not withstanding Grandpa Jim’s tales of pranks in his Irish youth, involving outhouses and livestock in inappropriate places.

I should have guessed that for kids and candy, any excuse would do, and expected the deluge of savvy little scroungers at my first apartment, the first place I lived on my own, with my baby daughter, after moving out of the women’s barracks at Misawa AB, but I didn’t. I was caught flat-footed and unprepared, at my tiny place in the R housing area, just outside the POL gate, when ravenous hordes of Japanese grade-schoolers began knocking at the door after sun-down on October 31st, shrilling “Gomen-nesi, trickertreet!” I emptied the refrigerator of fresh fruit— oranges were very popular in Japan, being expensive imported items, and then I began to cut up a slab of chocolate into two-inch squares, wrapping them in aluminum foil— and when that was gone, I turned out the lights, and took my baby daughter to the sitter, and myself to work the overnight TV shift. I can’t recall why I happened to have a slab of Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut the size of a roofing shingle, but post-natal depression probably had a lot to do with it.

After that point, Halloween, per se, didn’t become an issue for another five years, after we had moved back to the States for a bit, and then I did a tour in Greenland and we went to Greece, and thence to Spain. Blondie started kindergarten at the Zaragoza AB school, and Halloween was a very, very, very big deal there.

It was not just the tricker-treating, which was carried out in the base housing areas, those little chips of American suburbia planted in a far distant land, which knew nothing of begging for candy on All Hallows’ Eve, with small children toddling from door to door, and porch to porch, with a guardian parent lurking just beyond the circle of porchlight, hissing encouragement to say properly “Trick or Treat” and reminders to say “Thank You!”. All the children who lived off of the base, in Zaragoza city proper, or in Garrapinellos, or La Bombarda, or San Lamberto— their parents brought them to the base housing area for tricker-treating. Those of us who lived on the economy were strongly encouraged to buy and donate bags of candy, which would be distributed to base housing occupants. I would dutifully drop off my generous contribution at the Youth Center, and on Halloween, take Blondie on the limited circuit of officer housing— a neat circuit of about thirty houses, just enough for about an hour without feeling greedy. The Base Commander for some of our time there had the set of armor from the AAFES catalogue, which was set out by the front door with a candle in the helmet— this was always a big hit with the kids.

The costume I made for Blondie was also a big hit, for several years running. One of the unsung benefits of living at an overseas base was that one could keep wearing the same evening gown— or Halloween costume for several years in sequence. Well, people were always moving on; the odds were that very few people would remember the same gown or costume by the next year. Blondie wore this one for three years— as long as her feet stayed the same size.

I bought the pattern for this particular costume at the BX, about the time that the movie “The Wizard of Oz”, the original 1939 production was shown as a special matinee in the base theater. I took my daughter and her best friend to see it, both of them overseas military brats who had never, ever, seen it on television. I have heard that the seats in theaters that premiered “The Wizard of Oz” had to be reupholstered afterwards because so many children wet them in fright (or was that “Snow White”?) and I wouldn’t have believed it… but for the reaction of Blondie and her friend, and other children in the theater that Saturday afternoon, to judge from the cries and sobbing. The Witch and the flying monkeys scared the crap out of them all— theatrical cackling, wicked black costume and orange smoke. Such an old movie… but to a new audience, it still had an awesome, terrifying power.

The costume? I dressed Blondie as Dorothy, of course; a white and blue gingham pinafore dress, with her hair braided and tied up in red ribbons; but the crowning touch was the shoes. When I was buying the materials for the dress in the BX, my eyes fell upon a display of craft materials; a sort of glue-glitter in various colors. “Ah-ha!” I thought. I bought a couple of tubes of red, and a container of red shoe dye. I marched my daughter off to the thrift store, where I bought a pair of flat-heeled pumps that fit her. Her feet were the fastest-growing part about her at that stage of life. At the age of 10, her shoe-size was the same as mine. Me on my knees at church of a Sunday: “Please, God, don’t let her feet grow any bigger”. She topped out at size 9 ½, which shoe saleswomen have told me is about average, now that women have stopped being vain and opted for comfort.

I dyed the pumps with the red shoe dye, and then covered them with the red glue-glitter substance… the Ruby Slippers! They looked just like the shoes from the movie, and everyone knew, as soon as they saw them, what my daughter was dressed as.
I think we gave the costume to the daughter of a co-worker, when Blondie outgrew it— I think the ruby shoes went with it, although I can’t be entirely sure… there are so many things that one leaves behind over a career in the military. The Ruby Slippers were looking a bit tatty when last I saw them, but they still looked good.

HaloweenBlondie

“I’ll get you… and your little dog (fat cat) too!!!!”
Blondie, and sort-of appropriate animal props

20. October 2005 · Comments Off on DOD Halloween/Overseas · Categories: Domestic, General, Home Front · Tags: , , , , ,

Dressing up the kidlets in cute costumes and going around to all the neighbors begging for candy and treats was – I was initially given to understand – a uniquely American custom, not withstanding Grandpa Jim’s tales of pranks in his Irish youth, involving outhouses and livestock in inappropriate places.
I should have guessed that for kids and candy, any excuse would do, and expected the deluge of savvy little scroungers at my first apartment, the first place I lived on my own, with my baby daughter, after moving out of the women’s barracks at Misawa AB, but I didn’t. I was caught flat-footed and unprepared, at my tiny place in the R housing area, just outside the POL gate, when ravenous hordes of Japanese grade-schoolers began knocking at the door after sun-down on October 31st, shrilling, “Gomen-nesi, trickertreet!” I emptied the refrigerator of fresh fruit – oranges were very popular in Japan, being expensive imported items, and then I began to cut up a slab of chocolate into two-inch squares, wrapping them in aluminum foil – and when that was gone, I turned out the lights, and took my baby daughter to the sitter, and myself to work the overnight TV shift. I can’t recall why I happened to have a slab of Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut the size of a roofing shingle, but post-natal depression probably had a lot to do with it.
After that point, Halloween, per se, didn’t become an issue for another five years, after we had moved back to the States for a bit, and then I did a tour in Greenland and we went to Greece, and thence to Spain. Blondie started kindergarten at the Zaragoza AB school, and Halloween was a very, very, very big deal there.

It was not just the tricker-treating, which was carried out in the base housing areas, those little chips of American suburbia planted in a far distant land, which knew nothing of begging for candy on All Hallows’ Eve, with small children toddling from door to door, and porch to porch, with a guardian parent lurking just beyond the circle of porchlight, hissing encouragement to say properly “Trick or Treat” and reminders to say “Thank You!” All the children who lived off of the base, in Zaragoza city proper, or in Garrapinellos, or La Bombarda, or San Lamberto – their parents brought them to the base housing area for tricker-treating. Those of us who lived on the economy were strongly encouraged to buy and donate bags of candy, which would be distributed to base housing occupants. I would dutifully drop off my generous contribution at the Youth Center, and on Halloween, take Blondie on the limited circuit of officer housing – a neat circuit of about thirty houses, just enough for about an hour without feeling greedy. The Base Commander for some of our time there had the set of armor from the AAFES catalogue, which was set out by the front door with a candle in the helmet – this was always a big hit with the kids.

The costume I made for Blondie for a number of years there was also a big hit, for several years running. One of the unsung benefits of living at an overseas base was that one could keep wearing the same evening gown – or Halloween costume for several years in sequence. Well, people were always moving on; the odds were that very few people would remember the same gown or costume by the next year. Blondie wore this one for three years – as long as her feet stayed the same size.

I bought the pattern for this particular costume at the BX, about the time that the movie The Wizard of Oz, the original 1939 production was shown as a special matinee in the base theater. I took my daughter and her best friend to see it, both of them overseas military brats who had never, ever, seen it on television. I have heard that the seats in theaters that premiered The Wizard of Oz had to be reupholstered afterwards because so many children wet them in fright (or was that Snow White?) and I wouldn’t have believed it – but for the reaction of Blondie and her friend, and other children in the theater that Saturday afternoon, to judge from the cries and sobbing. The Witch and the flying monkeys scared the crap out of them all – theatrical cackling, wicked black costume and orange smoke. Such an old movie – but to a new audience, it still had an awesome, terrifying power.

The costume? I dressed Blondie as Dorothy, of course; a white and blue gingham pinafore dress, with her hair braided and tied up in red ribbons; but the crowning touch was the shoes. When I was buying the materials for the dress in the BX, my eyes fell upon a display of craft materials; a sort of glue-glitter in various colors. “Ah-ha!” I thought. I bought a couple of tubes of red, and a container of red shoe dye. I marched my daughter off to the thrift store, where I bought a pair of flat-heeled pumps that fit her. Her feet were the fastest-growing part about her at that stage of life. At the age of 10, her shoe-size was the same as mine. Me on my knees at church of a Sunday: “Please, God, don’t let her feet grow any bigger!” She topped out at size 9, which shoe saleswomen have told me is about average, now that women have stopped being vain and opted for comfort.

I dyed the pumps with the red shoe dye, and then covered them with the red glue-glitter substance – the Ruby Slippers! They looked just like the shoes from the movie, and everyone knew, as soon as they saw them, what my daughter was dressed as.
I think we gave the costume to the daughter of a co-worker, when Blondie outgrew it – I think the ruby shoes went with it, although I can’t be entirely sure – there are so many things that one leaves behind over a career in the military. The Ruby Slippers were looking a bit tatty when last I saw them, but they still looked good.

20. October 2005 · Comments Off on On the Road Again… · Categories: Domestic, General

Next week, I’ll be in/near Bentonville, AR (actually, I’ll be in Noel, MO), about 100 miles (more or less) from Tulsa. I fly in there Monday afternoon, and fly out on Thurs evening. It’s such a small town that when I called travel to book my flight/hotel, they couldn’t find Noel, MO in their system.

I’m planning to spend most of Thursday wandering around Eureka Springs, which the internet tells me is a victorian village in the ozarks. I’m taking my camera, and hoping for fall colors.

Then, the weekend of Nov 5, I’m gonna double-dip on re-enactments…there’s a revolutionary war reenactment in Camden, SC, about 4-5 hours away from Atlanta. So I’m gonna run out there Friday night after work, spend the night in a motel (getting me one step closer to Mariott silver status), and spend Saturday at their battle. Then run home Sat night, and on Sunday go to the Battle of Atlanta re-enactment.

Nov 12, my sister is throwing a surprise b-day party for my dad’s 75th (his b-day is 11/16). So I’ll be flying home to Ohio that Friday night, to surprise my dad (gawd, I get almost teary-eyed just thinking about it). I’ll stay with my aunt, and fly back to Atlanta on Sunday.

The next weekend (11/18), I’m heading to San Antonio (going “home” for t-giving). Still haven’t decided if I’m going to drive, or use my Delta voucher to fly there. It’s 1000 miles, so flying makes more sense, but I *do* enjoy the drive. Either way, I’ll be there the week of t-giving (and I hope to buy Sgt Mom a cup of coffee while I’m there).

Then I’m home for a week, before coming back up to NJ to teach for my co-worker who just had surgery.

So far, that’s all that’s scheduled. Oh, and somewhere in there, when I’m in town, I need to plant pansies, and move house-plants inside before the first frost (or figure out a way to protect them if I leave them outside). I wonder if I’m biting off more than I can chew?

Ya know… I don’t think I realized how much I’d be gone, until I put it all down in black and white. At least it’s mostly pleasure trips.

20. October 2005 · Comments Off on Pray For a Warm Winter…. · Categories: Domestic, General

… In South Texas this year. The nice tech from the local company who does maintenance on my central heating and air-conditioning informed me regretfully that my furnace is toast, belly-up, joined the choir invisible, rung down the curtain, and is in fact, an ex-furnace. (And a safety hazard, as well. He shut off the pilot light and closed the gas line, just in case.)

This does not come out of the clear blue, as I’ve been warned every fall for the last five years that it was tottering on its’ last legs— but should be good for one more winter. I replaced the AC when I moved in, since it gets far more of a work-out here in Texas. The furnace was installed by the builder (and was a cheap and inefficient unit anyway) and was due to be replaced sometime… but still, this comes at a very bad time. I can’t afford it, until I get into a permanent well-paying position. (Two days or sixteen hours to go at the vast corporate behemoth, and yes, I am counting the hours!)

Until then, I will be making do with a couple of electric heaters, lots of sweaters, and feather comforters (and the cats, those fur-covered heating pads!). The house is tiny, and well insulated… and as it is still in the high eighties during the day, it is actually kind of hard to visualize actually needing heat inside the house for a while.

17. October 2005 · Comments Off on New Provence · Categories: Ain't That America?, Domestic, General, World

I went to the herb fair this last Saturday, under the trees in Aggie Park. It has always been crowded, no matter how early in the day I go; a mass commingling of serious gardeners, herb enthusiasts, vendors of botanical exotica and plants. Large plants in tubs, small plants in 2-inch pots, wrought-iron garden accessories, and increasingly, soaps, teas, books, dried herbs and tiny bottles of expensive essential oils – everything for the dedicated herbivore. The non-plant vendors were mostly inside the park hall, which as a result smelt divinely of lavender. In the last decade or so, certain adventurous enthusiasts have discovered that lavender grows quite well, thank you, on the rocky limestone slopes of the Hill Country.
The Hill Country, that tract of rolling, lightly wooded hills north of San Antonio has always been South Texas’ Lake District, our Berkshires, our Mackinac Island, or Yosemite; a cool, green refuge in the summer, a well-watered orchard oasis in the dusty barrens of the Southwest.. Rivers run through it –  the Guadalupe, the Pedernales – and it is dotted with edibly charming small towns, like Wimberley, Johnson City, Kerrville, Comfort and Fredericksburg. Visitors like my mother often say it reminds them of rural Pennsylvania, a resemblance strengthened by the coincidence that large tracts of the Hill Country (notably around Fredericksburg) were settled in the mid 19th century by German immigrants, who built sturdy, two-story houses out of native limestone blocks, houses adorned with deep windows and generous porches and galleries.

In the spring, in April and May the hillside pastures and highway verges are splashed with great vibrant sweeps of color — red and gold Mexican Hat, pink primroses, and the deep, unearthly indigo of bluebonnets, acre after acre of them. Wildflower meadows are an ongoing enthusiasm in Texas, more notable here than any other Western state I have ever traveled in. Lamentably, they also figure in kitschy art: the perfect Texas landscape painting must be of a long-horn grazing in a field of bluebonnets, and double-points if the artist includes a barn with a roof painted with the Lone Star Flag, and the Alamo façade  silhouetted in the clouds overhead. Alas, Vincent Van Gogh was never able to immortalize the Hill Country in paint, as he did so memorably with Provence. Perhaps he might have not been so dreadfully depressed, what with communing with cows, cowboys and staid German immigrant farmers.

But that may turn out to have not been needed – for I detect that the Hill Country is very gradually and delicately turning into Provence. There always were the artists, and eccentrics, and hobby farmers (one of the eccentrics is currently running for governor, and I just might vote for him out of the sheer weirdness of it all =  god knoweth Kinky Friedman couldn’t possibly be more out-of-sight than Jesse Ventura, and Minnesota is supposed to be so boringly sane, for chrissake!) I make the suggestion in all seriousness: the Hill Country may not superficially look all that much like Provence, but the underlying geographic bones are similar, the climate is (at a squint) similar and the same kind of things Provence is famous for (at least in popular imagination) are emerging from the Hill Country. Got that – and some very good wine at that, for all that ‘Texas Wine’ probably elicits the same sort of humorous reflex that ‘Australian Wine’ did, once upon a time. (No, Texas wine is quite drinkable, and does not have a bouquet like an aborigines’ armpit. Seriously –  the local high-end groceries all have a section for the local stuff.) Goat cheese  –  we got it. All those local hobby farmers, trying to find a useful outlet for what started as a herd of pets. Olive oil? Got that, too. (Although this place is still thinking Tuscany – ) A local farmer, with a booth at the herb market had small saplings in 2-inch pots I may yet get an olive tree to grow, in my front yard garden, devoted to my memories of Greece. It will take a bit, a couple of hundred years or so, but I and my descendants will have nicely gnarled, bearing olive tree. In a decade or two, there will be a Hill Country olive oil industry –  it may be boutique –  but it will be there. Lavender and perfume? Got it.(I love St. Fiacre, from this place   – it’s in my perfume wardrobe, right next to the Chanel Number 5.)
And if you don’t care for wine, and all that,  there is this brewery. Enjoy! the desserts are splendid, but very rich; best split them between two diners, or get them to take away.
Now, if we could only get Red McCombs, and a couple of other local millionaires to build some fortified villages and artistically ruinous castles on some strategic hilltops – the Hill Country might have a chance at being ‘The New Provence.’

13. October 2005 · Comments Off on The Unfortunate Incident in the Base Housing Area · Categories: Domestic, General, Home Front, Military

As it so happens with so many unfortunate incidents, it came out without much warning, and piece by piece, the first harbinger being in the form of an emergency spot announcement brought around from the front office by our admin NCO. The radio and television station at Zaragoza AB was situated in two (later three) ancient Quonset huts. The radio and engineering sections occupied the largest, which was two of them run together at some long-ago date. (We were never able to get permission to run all three buildings together with an extension— the cost of building such would be more than the real estate value of the three buildings being combined, and so, of course, it couldn’t be done. My heartfelt plea to build extensions to the existing buildings which would take them within six inches or so of the other structures… and let us fill in the gap with a self-help project was routinely and cruelly rejected. Base Civil Engineering can be so f**king heartless, you can’t believe.)

Sgt. Herrera found the radio staff in the record library: a small, windowless room almost entirely filled with tall shelves roughed out of plywood, and filled with 12’inch record discs in heavy white or manila shucks. A GSA metal utility office desk, and a couple of library card-file cabinets filled up the rest of the available space, which was adorned with outrageous and improbable news stories clipped from the finest and most unreliable tabloids, Far Side cartoons, and current hit charts from Billboard and Radio & Record. The morning guy was putting away the records that he had pulled for his show, the news guy was using the typewriter, and I was supervising it all, and prepping my playlist for the midday show.

“The SPs want this on the air right away, “He handed the slip of paper to me. “The dogs are real dangerous.”
I looked at the announcement: a couple of stray dogs had been reported in the base housing are and everyone was asked to call the Security Police desk if they were spotted. Under no circumstances was anyone to try and corner the dogs. Hmm, I thought. This was curious. There was supposed to be a pack of feral stray dogs on base— they were rumored to have occasionally menaced the lonely jogger on the more remote reaches of the base— but venturing into the housing area?
“What did they do?” I asked, idly.
“They killed a dog in the housing area.”

Ohhh… well, that was nasty and unfortunate. I assured Sgt. Herrera that we would have it on air at the top of the hour, typed up the spot announcement into the proper format, and finished, just as the buzzer alert went off, in the corner, over the desk. Half-past, time to run into the studio for the changeover. In ancient radio days, the programs were recorded on 12-inch disks, 27 minutes of program on each side… meant that at about 32 minutes past the hour, the on-duty board op had to make a dash into the studio and catch the out-cue, and start the second record player, in order to ensure an uninterrupted flow of “Charlie Tuna” or “Roland Bynum” or “Gene Price” or whatever.
When I came back to the library, TSgt. Scott, the program director, was there.
“You got it? The announcement about the dogs?”
“Yeah, I’ll hit it, at the top of the hour, over the fill music. So, what’s the story?”
TSgt. Scott coughed, slightly.

“They mauled and killed a dog in the housing area.” For some reason, TSgt. Scott was trying to hold a somber face.” A pet… an old, half-blind toy poodle… let out onto the terrace to take a leak… the two stray dogs crashed through the hedge, and just ripped it up, and ran off.”
“OK,” Obviously there was something more going on here. “OK, that’s awful… but what’s the story.”
“It was Colonel G—–‘s poodle.”
All four of us thought about that for a couple of moments.
“Oh, dear, “I said, and then… overtaken by the sick humor and canine misfortune of it, all four of us began snickering, guiltily. Colonel G—– was the Wing Commander on Zaragoza. He was a kindly gentleman of Finnish extraction, who came by once a week to record his comments responding to various local concerns relayed to the Public Affairs office— one of our junior troops had the truly outstanding ghost-writers’ gift of writing Colonel G—–s’ remarks for him in words and phrasing that sounded perfectly naturally, coming from him. He had immigrated to America in the late 40ies, after a childhood that was so impoverished it had him and his sister sharing a single pair of shoes and going to school on alternate days. He usually came by the radio station in a flight-suit to record his remarks, on his way to rack up his required flight-time hours, and always gave me the impression of a schoolboy bidden to do one last chore before being loosed to freedom and play. I often wondered how his staff got any useful work out of him at all; I assumed they probably shackled his ankles to his desk, or something. Colonel G —– always seemed so cheerful, blasting out of the radio station, having done that one little Public Affairs chore for the week, heading out to the flight-line for a couple of hours of fun and freedom.

The Wing Commander and the Air Base Group Commander lived in the two largest houses on base— both with generous driveways, and porches and terraces. Oh, what fatal mischance had led a pair of stray dogs to brutally slaughter the cherished pet of the one person on post who could immediately bring all base responses into play! Of course, if someone elses’ pet had been killed, right at their own house, we very well knew that the base forces of law, order, and protection would have been called into play… just on a bit slower schedule. TSgt Scott listened to the morning guy give his verbal impression of what the two stray dogs must be thinking, and the news guy a mock-monologue of Colonel G—– at the controls of an F-16, patrolling the skies over Zaragoza, looking for a pair of stray dogs with merciless intent, and me saying.
“Oh, dear, that was a very bad choice, wasn’t it? And it’s sick and warped to be making fun of it… but, oh, it is kind of funny, isn’t it?”
“Yes, it is, “Said Sgt. Scott, “But have your mad moment here. Not a $#@!! word of this on air. Just read the announcement.”
“Of course,” I said. All of us had pets, some of us lived on base, and it was awful indeed. But still: Colonel. Poodle. Feral Dogs. Sometimes, the sick jokes just write themselves. As much as we wish they wouldn’t!

11. October 2005 · Comments Off on Christmas Stockings · Categories: Domestic, General

Well, that is my project for the next few weeks or so— Christmas stockings for all of us, Mom and Dad and JP and I, plus Pip and Sander, and all our in-laws, significant others and offspring. I am doing my best at replicating the knitted stockings that Granny Jessie made for us, about the time that JP was born— Dad had come back from Korea, and he and Mom and JP and I were well embarked on that mid-20th century, baby-boomer suburban American family life, complete down to the station wagon and little white house with a swing-set in the back yard. Mine and JP’s, and Mom’s and Dad’s were all alike, from the same pattern and done all at once. Those she did first were red, with white toes and heels, and tops, with our names worked into the tops in red letters, and loops with little pom-poms, out of heavy-weight cotton yarn, and a green-felt Christmas tree sewn with multi-colored sequins carefully stitched into the mid-shin part of the stocking.

Five years later, she unshipped the knitting needles and the seasonal patterns and did a stocking for Pip, in green acrylic, with Santa knitted into the shin portion— Santa had a white wooly mohair beard— but by the time Sander made his entrée, Granny Jessie seemed to have lost all interest in knitting (although for the infant Cpl. Blondie, she did blow the dust off the needles and shoo the moths out of the yarn hanks long enough to knit a salmon-pink matinee-jacket). Sander made do with a commercially procured stocking— it was, I think, a freebie from an upscale gourmet-food provider like Harry & David, and when we put out the Christmas things every year, I always felt regretful that my dear baby brother did not have a proper knitted Christmas stocking with his name knitted into the top, as the rest of us did.

I couldn’t knit for shit, myself. This was proved abundantly when I was a Brownie Scout, and it was decreed that we should all knit a little six-inch square. Each of our six-inch-square output would be crocheted together into a baby blanket for some unfortunate… and truly the unfortunate that depended on our output, for mine emerged painfully and looked like nothing so much like a well-used string washrag… no, I realized that knitting was not my skill, and from the alacrity with which both my grandmothers gave it up, I suspect it was not their skill… or their interest, either. It was just something that was dunned into them as something they were expected to do… and which they did, rather grudgingly, for as long as it was expected and not a moment longer. I myself bought a knitted Christmas stocking for Blondie, at one of those country craft stores in Layton, Utah, early in the 1990ies— red and white stripes with a black cat knitted into it. I took some red crewel-embroidery yarn left over from another project, and wove her name in chain-stitch into to the top of it, and there was her Christmas stocking, but hers and all the others burned up, in the Valley Center fire that took Mom and Dad’s house, two years ago this month.

Oddly enough, it was the Christmas things which Blondie and I first agreed that we felt the loss of, most grievously. We always tried to be home at Mom and Dad’s at Christmas— that eclectic assortment; the antique Santa-shaped light-bulbs, the ornaments that JP and I had made in grade school, the things I had set from Europe— all of those were dear, and familiar. The stockings, and an assortment of not terribly valuable Christmas ornaments, all packed into a couple of battered cardboard boxes, stowed in the rafters of the garage— the garage, of course, was the first to go. Mom went through the house, calmly and rationally picking out the things that could be easily transported, and which were not replaceable, and packed them into her car, along with the dogs and cats. The firemen later grabbed an assortment of framed photographs and bundled them into a scorched and grubby bed-sheet, but who would have thought about the Christmas things?

Mom missed some things that I think of with a pang— her wedding dress, the family christening dress, the huge box of newly-sorted and identified snapshots and pictures, the fragile little Victorian flower-holder, trimmed with tiny china apples— but only things. Dearly familiar, much-loved things, reminiscent of our past, the ancestors that have gone before us, but at the end of all things…. Merely and only things. We replace what we can, and build again; the new house is all but finished, nearly two years after the fire. I am cutting out holiday shapes from scraps of green, white and red felt, and running miles of zig-zag stitching through my sewing machine. For Mom and Dad, Pip and her husband, JP and his wife; it’s easy enough to rebuild, when the family is safe and whole, and resilient. We got way very lightly, as disasters go; there is nothing like worse happening in other places to keep you from feeling sorry for yourself.

(I am slightly tempted to ornament the stockings for William and my brother-in-law with a motif of two small round Christmas ornaments, on either side of an oval one… William and my father would be no end amused, but I hate to take a chance on my brother-in-laws’ sense of humor being a ribald one.)

06. October 2005 · Comments Off on Pay No Attention… · Categories: Domestic, General, Local

…to the woman screaming “Freedom!!!! FREEEDOM!!!!” and rushing around opening all the windows. It’s just me.

The high today, when I walked out of the humongous building where I work was about 80 degrees. It’s predicted to drop to the fifties tonight… after highs into the nineties, and overlight lows in the seventies.

Autumn is here at last, and about bloody time. It’s a perversion of nature to be in the first week of October, and still having to run the *#$%@!! air conditioner!

05. October 2005 · Comments Off on Cleaning up Katrina · Categories: A Href, Domestic, General

Baldilocks links to a news story someone sent her, about the mess folks will run into when they go back home to New Orleans and try to clean out their refrigerators.

“Across the flood-ravaged city, refrigerators spent a month sitting silent and dark, baking in the 90-degree heat.” I bet Stephen King could turn that one sentence into a book. The full story can be found here.

I’m sure Rita folks will have a similar experience to look forward to. Best advice seems to be DON”T OPEN THE DOOR, MAN! (gratuitous Cheech & Chong reference). Duct tape that bad boy up, and drag it to the curb.

04. October 2005 · Comments Off on Overheard at Work: #1 · Categories: Domestic, General, The Funny, Working In A Salt Mine...

Whilst peacefully filing correspondence in the large cabinets in the work area closest to the corridor, I overheard the following startling snippet of conversation from one of a pair of maintenance workers, who were taking something bulky down in the freight elevator:

“I’m gonna bed down the iguanas early tonight… give them their medicine early and…”

But then the freight elevator door clanged shut, and I lost the rest of it.

25. September 2005 · Comments Off on OK, Just To Get Some Things Straight · Categories: Ain't That America?, Domestic, General

OK, I just took a telephone call from Mr. Tran, in California, whose family was incredibly worried about me, after seeing all the Hurricane Rita coverage and visualizing San Antonio as some sort of suburb of Houston, and spent a couple of hours trying to call me on their cellphone (and not getting any results, which frightened them quite badly)…

I am OK, I am fine, the skies here are hot and blue and cloudless— and we were actually sort of wishing that we would get some fall-out rain at least from Rita— and it is about 400 miles from Houston. San Antonio is stuffed full of evacuees, and the worst that has happened to me was that I had to go to three gas stations yesterday on the way to the radio station to find one that had any gas or anything but the top-grade. Hurricane news has filled the local paper to the exclusion of practically anything else for the last two days.

I have heard from a coworker that Sequin (the town just to the south of us, where the highway contraflow along I-10 ended) was all but a parking lot, with evacuees camping along the side of the highway, and in every available place in town, too tired, exhausted and pissed-off to drive any farther.
At the radio station, they had the room and phone banks we have for pledge drives being used by a community disaster preparedness group soliciting and registering volunteers who wanted to help, routing them to the organization that could use them to best advantage. We were running announcements all day today about the schedule for returnees.

So, I am OK, San Antonio is OK, nothing else of importance to report from here. It’s hot, it’s a Sunday, it’s my day where I don’t have to go anywhere. I’m OK. Wish it would rain, but we can’t have everything.

24. September 2005 · Comments Off on In the Autumn of Butterflies · Categories: Domestic, General

We are in that part of summer in South Texas where we are waiting, desperately hoping, paying for that blessed day, when the heat of summer breaks into a thousand shards, and the daily high shifts into the mid eighties… and, oh blessed relief… the nightly low is in the sixties. All during the sweltering summer, we pray for this day, look for it like the starving look for sustenance, that wonderful, blissful day when we can turn off the air conditioner, and open all the windows to a temperate breeze, that day when it is possible to spend more than twenty minutes out of doors— never mind whether we are doing any more heavy labor than waiting at one of Texas’s interminable traffic lights— without being drenched thoroughly in sweat. (When I run in the mornings, at the end of an hour and half, my running things are as sopping-wet as if I had stood under a shower. Hard-core runner that I am, I sometimes DO run in a shower, a shower of rain.) Alas, we are balked of our cool weather yet once again, as we are outside the range of rainfall from the current hurricane; the skies are still blue, and the clouds in them are thin, mackerel-patterned patches, interspersed with the kind that looks like wisps of fiberglass, teased out with a comb.

But the continued hot, fair weather is good for one thing… it is good for the butterflies. My neighbors and I have never seen so many, so many kinds, as we have these last few weeks. Suddenly, it seemed that everywhere we looked, bright little scraps of lemon-yellow, black and yellow, and orange stripes erratically orbited certain bushes and trees. This morning, Parfait, (the white and brindle cat who lives somewhere up the road) seemed to be teased by a butterfly who hovered just beyond reach. He made a couple of fruitless leaps into the air, then gave it up as a hopeless case and sat down to wash himself. Fragile, slow-flying, aimless; none the less, something looks after butterflies.

I have been gratified by the sight of them all, because last year I went to a great deal of trouble in digging out an extended flower planting along the back fence, and planting in it things guaranteed to attract butterflies and humming birds: fire-bush, and esperanza, and dark purple duranta. A couple of seasons ago I planted an almond verbena bush away back to fill up the corner, and now everything is grown up to the height of the fence, and blooming generously. The almond verbena has tiny clusters of nearly invisible white flowers at the end of all the new-growth branches, but they fill my garden with a lovely scent, and the bees find it irresistible. The duranta has purple and white flowers shaped like tiny orchids, but in clusters like a lilac, and the esperanza bears larger, bell-shaped yellow-orange blossoms.

Esperanza looks delicate, but it’s as tough as nails; TxDot plants them all along the highways around here, and hummingbirds love them. From the kitchen window I have spotted one methodically orbiting the esperanza, several times in the last week. Success on the humming-bird attraction front at last. I used to put out a feeder, without any particular result except having the sugar solution in it go bad. The experts say it is better to plant the flowers they like, rather than have the hummingbirds grow dependent on a feeder. Also, what happens is that one particular hummingbird will take over the feeder as his particular territory, and lurk around driving all the others away. We used to be amused by this; the bully hummingbird squeaking like a rusty hinge, and zipping through the air like an enraged winged lawn-dart, all that concentrated fury in one tiny bird. I haven’t seen this happening in my yard— everyone shares and shares alike; the bees and the hummingbird, the butterflies on the shrubs, and the tiny wrens, mockingbirds, and the native doves at the feeder.

Consider the lilies of the field… they provide for themselves, and give us to much quiet happiness in contemplating them, while we wait for the cooler weather.

17. September 2005 · Comments Off on A foot-stompin’ good time! · Categories: Domestic, Local, That's Entertainment!

The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, here in South Georgia?? Yep! The lovely Nurse Jenny and I got the great opportunity to go to a concert by the “old as us” band at Georgia Southern University last night. It was great, right down to “Mr Bojangles”! We had a great time!

They opened the second set with “Mr. Bojangles, and closed out with “Will The Circle Be Unbroken“, the title of an album that won them a Grammy, and has three volumes now. Wow, just teriffic! After two standing ovations, they came back for the encore. No one wanted it to end. What was really amusing was that most of the audience were our age, not the college students. That, along with the wheel chairs and the walkers in the audience, really cracked me up!

15. September 2005 · Comments Off on Crescent City Requiem, #8 · Categories: Ain't That America?, Domestic, General

Post Office, New Orleans 1920ies

Although I have still a couple of 192oies New Orleans postcards in my collection, this is the last of them I shall post. The “Big Easy” will live and perhaps prosper: residents and workers are being allowed to return this weekend (according to NPR), the good times will roll, and the party will continue.

All these assurances have a kind of hollow sound to them, though. Many of the evacuees interviewed in the local San Antonio paper are seeking jobs, looking for housing, and putting their children in local schools— no less a person than Mayor Nagin has already done two of those three (albeit in Dallas), and one does wonder if he will be eventually looking for another job, given his performance on national TV over the last three weeks.

Katrina may yet change the political face of New Orleans, given that many of it’s citizens have discovered first hand that the outside world is not so bigoted, flamingly incompetant or politically corrupt as they had assumed it to be, given their experience of living in America’s own Third World city.

14. September 2005 · Comments Off on Wandering the ‘sphere…. · Categories: Domestic, General, Home Front

Citizen Smash posted a letter that should make us all proud, and should have any Navy folks busting their buttons.

From the CNO, it says in part:

At NAS New Orleans I came across a bunch of Seabees working feverishly on the wooden platform for what was going to be a temporary dining facility. It was a contract job, but the contractor was having problems rounding up the necessary manpower and resources. The Seabees didn’t ask permission, didn’t wait for orders. They simply rolled up their sleeves and went to work.

“Hey, they needed help,” one said. “And we know how to do this stuff.”

We do, indeed, know how to do this stuff, and we are doing it exceptionally well. Standing amongst them, I was never more proud to call myself an American Sailor.

It’s well worth your time to follow the link and read the whole thing.

And Baldilocks shares something I’ve not read in very many other places, yet.

“In the name of the Iraqi people, I say to you, Mr. President, and to the glorious American people, thank you, thank you.

“Thank you because you have liberated us from the worst kind of dictatorship. Our people suffered too much from this worst kind of dictatorship. The signal is mass graves with hundred thousand of Iraqi innocent children and women, young and old men. Thank you.”

–President Jalal Talabani of Iraq during his first visit to the White House on Tuesday, September 13, 2005.

If you scroll further down on Baldilocks’ site, you’ll find an entry detailing how Wal-Mart has set up “registries” for the evacuees. Like a bridal registry, the Katrina survivors can register for what they need, and their friends can help them re-stock their lives.

I think Wal-Mart, along with Lowes/Home Depot, is doing a fantastic job of helping out with the recovery efforts. (and yes, I realize it’s in their best economic interest to do so)

14. September 2005 · Comments Off on Hurricane Ophelia: Cherry Point Update · Categories: Domestic, General, Home Front

Just spoke to Cpl. Blondie, at 5 PM CST: she says the rain has been coming down slantways, first from one direction, then the other. The winds are at about 80 MPH, and the eye of the hurricane is expected to pass over Cherry Point at about 10 PM EST, tonight. It’s not too bad now; everyone has been sent to their quarters and told to stay under cover tonight. She is going to stay with a friend of hers in the married housing area.

She was on the list to deploy to the Gulf Coast for Katrina recovery, but tells me that the Marines who were sent there earlier, have already come back— their job is done!

14. September 2005 · Comments Off on Sic Transit Scriveners’ · Categories: Ain't That America?, Domestic, General, Local

I drove the 410 this weekend, for the first time in a couple of weeks, and noticed that at 410 and Broadway, there was a bulldozer, busily scraping away in what was left of one of North-side San Antonio’s retail landmarks. What was physically left of Scriveners’ made heartbreakingly small piles, but then it was never all that large a building to begin with, or distinguished, architecturally speaking. It was one of those places which just grew, organically, bumping out a wing here, an ell there as necessary, incoherently sprouting departments to no particular plan. The gourmet chocolates abutted the garden supplies and the kitchenware, and ran straight into the hardware department. Describing Scriveners’ as a “department” store is kind of like describing “Star Trek” as an old TV show… while technically accurate, it doesn’t even begin to do justice to the reality.

It started as a hardware store, just after World War II: a local GI returning from the service teamed up with two of his buddies, and opened the establishment when the location was the other end of nowhere, adjacent to nothing but the airport, the intersection of 410 and Broadway being respectively, a two-lane roadway and an unpaved lane. Last week one of the assistants at my own local hardware establishment pointed out that independent hardware and department stores in small towns have a tendency— if they pay attention to what their customers ask for—to stock all sorts of oddments, because there is really no other place to buy them. The original founder of Scriveners’ must have had the same philosophy, because he bought out his partners and began paying attention to the suggestions of his sales’ staff.

I was told (or read in the local paper) that they branched out to patio furniture, and tiki torches and barbeques, and paper plates and picnic things in the early 1950ies— all those necessary accoutrements of post-war baby-boomer suburbia. Suggestions to stock this, that or the other inevitably resulted in another addition to an already rambling structure— I don’t think there was a consistent ceiling or floor level throughout the place— and another department: Stationary, gourmet foods, embroidered baby and children’s clothes. A wonderful fabric and notions department, with imported laces and silk ribbon. Kitchenware, fine china and crystal, collectables. Designer accessories, jewelry and handbags, Christmas ornaments, wind-chimes, bird-feeders, and ornamental brass fireplace accessories, and a tea-room that served dainty lunch dishes straight out of the 1950ies. Every menu item came with a little cup of consommé, and for the first course, the waitress came around with a tray of fresh-baked sticky buns, which were legendary in San Antonio, baked by a little elderly lady who came up on the bus from the South Side for years, to bake them specially.

For decades haute San Antonio registered at Scriveners’, bought their wedding-dress fabrics there, bought baby-clothes and barbeques. All of this, and still there was the hardware store; the gentle joke being that women could drop off their husbands in the hardware section, and shop for hours, undisturbed.

I came there mostly for the fabrics— lovely, quality stuff that I could barely afford, but the sales staff in the fabric and notions section knew me quite well as a discriminating customer, if not as rich as some of the other regulars, and one of the very few with the skill to tackle Vintage Vogue, and the very difficult Vogue Designer patterns. They always had wool suitings, and silk— there was no other place in town that stocked silk—and the sales table was always worth a look-see. I did Blondie’s high school graduation dress from Scriveners’, and an elaborate wedding dress for a co-worker, and any number of things for myself. There are just not many other places in San Antonio, or anywhere else, where you could walk out with a spool of thread, an envelope of black cut-glass buttons from Czechoslovakia, a cookie press, a bag of bird-seed and a three-way light-fixture fitting.

Scriveners’ eccentric old-fashioned charm carried it into the 21st century, but some of the original owners’ business principles— as admirable as they were for the employees— probably lost it business to competition, competition that grew and flourished in the decades after Broadway outside-the-loop was paved, and 410 became a ring-road, circling the metropolis. It closed evenings at 5:30, and did not open on Sundays; I am sure this would have cost them. These days, even clientele of up-scale retail establishments have Monday-to Friday jobs.

A couple of years ago, the founder of it all finally retired and Scriveners’ was bought by Berings— a store in Houston which was pretty much the same kind of place, or so they said. They promised that nothing much would change, save the name which appeared on chic new green awnings, all the way around the old, rambling building. But they closed the fabric section, and remodeled the inside to accommodate more china and upscale housewares; I considered that a shrine had been desecrated by barbarians, but still patronized the hardware store, and the kitchenware department, but in April everything was marked down, and the notices went up. Everything was cleared out in short order, by generations of customers in deep mourning. One of the hardware managers told me sorrowfully, they could not find a building large enough in the ’09 neighborhood where they wanted to relocate— where their customer base was— and the real-estate at the corner of 410 and Broadway was just too valuable in the present market.

The building sat empty for a couple of months, the brave new green awnings unfaded, but the bulldozers have come and gone— I expect the site to be entirely empty, the next time I drive by. If they build something tacky like a McDonalds on it, I shall be really, really annoyed. All unknowing, they are desecrating a shrine, and pouring concrete on the place where one of San Antonio’s memorable establishments once stood.

12. September 2005 · Comments Off on Someday Soon…. · Categories: Domestic, General, Memoir

There’s a young man that I know
His age is twenty-one
Comes from down in southern Colorado
Just out of the service
And he’s lookin’ for his fun
Someday soon
Goin’ with him, someday soon

My parents can not stand him
‘Cause he rides the rodeo
My father says that he will leave me cryin’
I would follow him right down
The toughest road I know
Someday soon
Goin’ with him, someday soon

And when he comes to call
My Pa ain’t got a good word to say
Guess it’s ’cause he’s just as wild
In the younger days

So blow, you old Blue Northern
Blow my love to me
He’s drivin’ in tonight from California
He loves his damned old rodeo
As much as he loves me
Someday soon
Goin’ with him, someday soon…

I hadn’t heard that old Judy Collins song in years, but it popped up last weekend on a Public Radio variety program I was listening too, and put me in a melancholy mood, because it brought this guy to mind.

Ted

Someday soon never came, and he apparently loved the damned old rodeo more than me, and every once in a while—- like last weekend— I do wonder what it would have been like, if it had worked out.

And then I remember that he went back to live with his parents, so I may have been luckier that I thought at the time.

12. September 2005 · Comments Off on Crescent City Requiem, #7 · Categories: Domestic, General, History

Cabildo, New Orleans, 1920ies

Another antique postcard of Old New Orleans— this is the old prison courtyard. The wry comment about Louisiana is that it’s half under water and half under indictment. In the old days, this is where the half under indictment in New Orleans would have been held.

Reporters and historians may disagree over wether it was more or less comfortable than the Superdome.

10. September 2005 · Comments Off on Crescent City Requiem #6 · Categories: Domestic, General, Home Front

Courtyard in the Little Theater, Nrw Orleans

Another antique postcard from my collection, a vision from the past, of what people wanted to see in old New Orleans.

(Last night I was talking to Mom about FEMA, and disaster relief… since she had Dad had been on the recieving end of a national disaster when the Valley Center fire took their house nearly two years ago, they have had some experience of coming away from the disaster zone in just the clothes they stood up in. Mom said it did take FEMA and the Red Cross about a week to get everything really effeciently set up, and processing all the people who had lost homes to the fire. And she and Dad had sufficient resources, and good friends close by (and some who were from farther away, some who only knew them through this blog!) who were quite marvellous with help, they were not entirely dependent whatever official help was offered. But, there were some local community charity drives that got up to speed in the first few days, who made direct cash grants to people who had lost houses— not very much, really, a hundred dollars or so here, fifty there. Mom said it was enormously touching, because it came right away, without strings, or having to fill out complicated claims. Those little cash grants beat out the first of the insurance claim payments by weeks, and let them feel that, yes, they could bounce back from the loss of the house and practically everything in it.
The new house is nearly finished, by the way— just another inspection or two, and they will be offically moving in from the RV.)

07. September 2005 · Comments Off on Memo: Katrina, Deep Water, and Invincible Ignorance · Categories: Ain't That America?, Domestic, General, Home Front

To: Various
From: Sgt Mom
Re: Aftermath
The decent thing— which I would really prefer to do— would be to wait to criticize various responses to the hurricane disaster until the dust has settled, the water drained, and every hurricane evacuee neatly tucked up in freshly-washed sheets in a pleasant and semi-private temporary refuge, while the recovery and rebuilding proceeds apace – but what the hell, I have been practically deafened by the chorus of bickering, blaming and second-guessing. I may as well join in and chew a number of good juicy hunks off those who have managed to annoy me the most.
1. To our foreign (mostly European) friends— please understand that this was an enormous disaster. The area most damaged is about the size of entire independent nations, and we have never had a major city so thoroughly trashed: Chicago lost about a third in the great fire, and Galveston was on the far fringes in the hurricane of 1900. Really, only the San Francisco earthquake and fire comes anywhere close. So, the first few federal resources to make the scene were pretty overwhelmed, and spread about as thin as a pat of butter on an acre of toast. And keep in mind that anyone going into the devastated area has to come a fair distance. You can drive on the interstate at a good clip for three days straight, and still only cross two or three states.
2. To the panjandrums of the major media (but I am looking straight at NPR’s croaker-in-chief, Robert Schorr)— please repeat this mantra to yourself: local, state, federal. Again: Local, State, Federal. (I can’t hear you!!! ) That is the order in which civic authority has responsibility for responding to a disaster. Write it on a body part with a Sharpie, if you have trouble remembering.
3. This goes to Sen. Nancy Pelosi, also.
4. Also keep in mind, oh media geniuses, that the Mississippi/Alabama coast was body-slammed directly by the hurricane, and the smaller coastal cities look from the air as if they were nuked. Try and wrap your searching intellects around this: with a similar racial and socio-economic makeup, they managed to not go all lord-of-the-flies on national television. Their communities held, their municipal and state authorities apparently did their jobs, and their police forces refrained from looting retail establishments. From the reports I have seen or heard they are clearing away rubble, banding together against looters and loss, and generally behaving like responsible citizens. Please amuse me by coming up with a rationale for this that does not mention FEMA, the Bush administration or institutional racism – or condescension to the blue-collar working classes.
5. Governor Blanco: you are not being paid to cry on television. You are also not being paid to be vapid, indecisive, and flutter around like a Barbara Cartland heroine, waiting for the big strong, studly hero to rescue you. This is the sort of woman I have always fought down a desire to slap silly. I’d do it in your case, but fear I would have to get at the end of a long line. Thanks for being the sort of woman that male chauvinists always insisted that a women in so-called authority would be. God, please butch up before you embarrass us any further.
6. To the “Reverend” Jesse Jackson; please make yourself useful. Sit down with Mayor Nagin and review New Orleans’ disaster preparedness plan with him. Please pay special attention to the bits about stocking emergency shelters with food, and water, evacuating the sick and elderly, and the use of publicly owned transport to do so. Also, pay special attention to the bit about how long it will take the federal authorities to arrive in force.
7. To “Hizzonor” Mayor Nagin; I’d be laughing at your impromptu performance of the old Coasters’ hit “Along Came Jones”, if your crisis-management skills hadn’t worked out on so many embarrassingly inept— and probably fatal levels. I haven’t seen such appalling news footage since – well, the last humanitarian disaster in a less-than-third-world country. Obviously, you are doing the “Sweet Sue” (Oh, hep me, hep me! He’s tying me up again!) whilst General Honore plays the part of the stalwart rescuer . (See note 4, above.) Frankly, I hope most of your constituents relocate permanently in cities where a simple desire to have a stable job, an adequate housing situation, a police force that can be distinguished from the local gang-bangers, and crisis managers who can actually manage a crisis may actually be indulged. You might be able to win re-election to mayoral office after this. But I cannot imagine where, or by what turn of machine politics.
8. So many idiots, so little bandwidth.
Sincerely
Sgt Mom
PS As always, those are not “scare” quote marks— they are “viciously skeptical” quote marks.

06. September 2005 · Comments Off on Crescent City Requiem #5 · Categories: Domestic, General, History

Iron-work in Royal Street, 1920ies

The city that once was, and may yet be again… at least the old-timers had the sense to build on the highest bit of low ground around.

(I feel a rightous rant coming on, in addition to a strong desire to slap Governor Blanco silly— sweetie, it’s not in your job description to cry in front of the cameras, leave that to the newly named Miss America, m’kay?
Strong women in high office, and positions of responsibility do not cry in public. Ever. It’s just not done. Butch up, and carry on.)

06. September 2005 · Comments Off on This makes my eyes water…. · Categories: A Href, Domestic, General, Home Front

..in a good way. 🙂

Baldilocks pointed me to a Guardian online article.

excerpt:

Asian Countries Offer U.S. Hurricane Aid
Tuesday September 6, 2005 2:31 PM
AP Photo XLEE102
By ROHAN SULLIVAN
Associated Press Writer

BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) – Some of the world’s poorest nations – Bangladesh, Afghanistan and tsunami-hit Thailand – have offered the United States aid and expertise to deal with the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

While some of these aid pledges were small compared with the millions of dollars and heavy machinery promised by Europe, they come from nations with far less to give and are symbolic recognition of the role U.S. aid has played in their development.

Bangladesh, one of the world’s poorest countries, where millions of people live on a monsoon- and flood-prone delta, pledged $1 million to Katrina’s victims and offered to send specialist rescuers to inundated areas, the Foreign Ministry said.

The list of countries mentioned in the article: Bangladesh, Thailand, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Honduras, Mexico, Peru, Cuba, Venezuela, & Singapore.

04. September 2005 · Comments Off on Crescent City Requiem #4 · Categories: Domestic, General, Home Front

Old St. Louis Cemetary, 1920ies

From my collection of antique postcards…

(This is where the careers of some local politicans in the “Big Easy” may very well wind up… however hard they are trying to shift it off onto practically anyone else.)

04. September 2005 · Comments Off on With Cat · Categories: Domestic, General

I truly believe that our pets choose us, rather than the other way around. Sometimes we are chosen because that particular dog or cat is a crafty sort, detecting the presence of a “soft touch”, those of us who have “incredible sucker for our dumb chums” writ in invisible letters across our foreheads. We are singled out of a pack of humans as an acceptably reliable source of kibble, shelter and affection which any dog or cat considers its’ rightful due. They decide “Well, that one will do very nicely”, and move in.

But at least as often, it is an instant, passionate affection, motivating an animal to attach itself to our household or person, and that is what has happened to Cpl. Blondie and the white cat, Sammy From Across The Road. Sammy is actually not exactly white, more of an ivory color with faintly orangish points and watery, severely crossed blue eyes. He looks as if he were a white cat washed with insufficient bleach, or an orange cat washed with entirely too much. He was found as a tiny kitten a couple of years ago, by the neighbor in the rental house across the street, and bottle-fed. By curious coincidence it was the previous tenants of that very house whose un-neutered and bounteously fertile queen provided me with Henry VIII, Morgie, Little Arthur, and the sadly deceased Bad Nimue-cat. These neighbors are just as soft about animals; besides Sammy and one or two other cats, they also gave house-room to a pack of half a dozen or eight yappy, excitable teacup Chihuahuas— all them merged together would barely make a fraction of a proper sized dog, although they would produce enough noise for a good many of them.

This was not a situation that any self-respecting cat could tolerate for long, so Sammy soon began hanging out in the Garden of Cats, a peaceful, gentlemanly retreat for a peaceful, gentlemanly sort of cat, who only wished to snooze on sun-warmed stones and watch the birds at the feeder, without being pestered by a pack of yappy, noisy, teasing little rat-dogs. Sammy and the senior clubman, Bubbah From Down The Road exchanged the usual cat-rudenesses (hissing and spitting) until I bought another cat dish, so they didn’t have to share. They got along, rather grumpily, after that, taking very little notice of the junior member, Parfait, who waits patiently until his bettors are finished, until Cpl. Blondie was home for Christmas. And Sammy fell hopelessly, haplessly, deeply in love, much to his owners’ surprise.

“He isn’t really all that good with people, usually, “ they said in baffled surprise, but his adoration was open and demonstrative. He was constantly twining around her ankles, or curled in her lap, purring and blinking his bleary blue eyes at her in rapt adoration. After she went back to Cherry Point, he returned loyally every day for a week or so, and then he didn’t show up at all… and my neighbor Judy told me he had been struck by a car while crossing the road, struck a glancing but not fatal blow. I hated to tell my daughter this, and Judy and I sincerely hoped that after this, his owners would keep him inside for his own safety. Alas, they did not: when Sammy ventured into his old haunts in my garden again, he was thinner, and held one front leg close up against his body, the paw curled uselessly, but hopping easily on three legs nonetheless. He flopped down onto a sunny patch of the stone path, purring with as much enthusiasm and affection as ever. I did take this up with his owners— they said he yowled and clawed at the door so much, they had to let him out. Well, were I stuck in the house with all those little dogs, I think I’d be yowling and clawing at the door myself… but still. Judy and I worried, nonetheless.

A couple of weeks ago there was a for-sale sign on the front lawn of the house across the road— Sammy’s owners were moving to another house in the neighborhood, lock, stock barrel and yappy little dogs. But Cpl. Blondie asked; would they take Sammy? Perhaps they would just leave him to us— would I ask, at least?
They didn’t want to at first, but Sammy made his preference quite plain. He was missing for three days, they said indignantly, the three days where they were moving to the new house, and I said,
“He was over at my house that whole time. If you ever can’t find him, look in my yard first.”

The husband didn’t care all too much; he was agreeable to leaving Sammy where Sammy obviously wanted to be. The wife, though— she was in two minds. She came to the house to get him, the day after they were in their new place, three blocks away, trailing two of the little dogs on leashes. She sent a neighbor boy to ring the bell and ask for Sammy. I carried him around from the back, and made one last plea.
“He’s so fond of the garden, and my daughter loves him— if you take him away to the new house, I’m afraid he’ll be killed trying to get back, unless you keep him in the house all the time.” And I promised that Blondie would always take care of him, and she relented— the dogs were yipping without pause, and it was late in the day. I carried Sammy back, and closed the gate on the outside—so full of dogs and noise and busy streets, and put him down, safe in the quiet garden that he loves so much.
Blondie, sweetie, you are “with cat”… and he’s waiting for you, in the garden.

(Note: Actually, after a through check-out by the vet, he is in the house now. He sleeps in the foot of her bed, and doesn’t have all that much to do with the other cats. They are curious, but fairly polite. The veterinarian thinks he must have some Siamese ancestry— the crossed blue eyes and the raucous yowl are very, very Siamese. So, five cats… but I hold to my self-respect by insisting that only four are mine— Sammy is my daughters’, and when she has her own place, Sammy will go with her. I think he is adjusting to the indoors thing; he would like to go out… but he is not insisting on it very strongly at all)

04. September 2005 · Comments Off on HERE WE GO AGAIN! · Categories: A Href, Ain't That America?, Domestic, Good God, My Head Hurts

A lot sadder, maybe wiser, here we go again, off to bring help to people who need it most. I have transferred everything from my dead van to Nurse Jenny’s 4WD Dodge Durango, probably a more sensible vehicle anyway, for going to the gulf coast right now. For those who aren’t aware of the mission, reference my earlier posts here and here. (It has been a while since I worked with the html tags. Whew!) It has been quite a saga for the past few days, believe me!

Yesterday, when I got only 100 miles from home and the transmission in my van died, my heart was broken, and I was devastated. But, as we talked about it and cried, on the way home behind a rollback truck, we felt maybe the Lord has a hand in this, as we believe He does in all things – in one way or another. It is just possible that I may need the 4WD, something that had vaguely crossed my mind. Anyway, when I actually leave our driveway tomorrow morning, I believe I will be more careful and a lot more sober in my assessment of situations. (And Mary, maybe we can have lunch tomorrow, after all!)

Thanks to everyone who has contributed to the effort, whether to our own small pittance of effort, or to the larger, mega-need ! Now, just so everyone knows, and I would much rather stay in the background without mentioning this; we need help to be able to do this. I am accountable to those who help me, and Jenny is going to keep records of all who help. We have a paypal account, in the name of our email address, come5311@bellsouth.net. Anyone who can and does contribute, will be acknowledged, and we will pass the same thing on to others after this need is over and we again become able to help other people financially.

I spent nearly everything we had getting ready to go on the trip. When I had to pay a tow truck operator to haul the dead van back home, that did it completely. My neighbors have made small contributions, and anyone who feels that you can help, please leave something for us in the paypal account, and the depths of our gratitude will be boundless. As I said before, every single scrap will be accounted for. The accounting, BTW, is necessary on another level, as the Assemblies of God and the ARRL will be holding me strictly to the rules! And, face it, I was raised by my Mama to be honest, anyway…..

Thank you, thank you, thank you! God bless every single soul who helps.

Now, for the next step: We have enough room in our house to accomodate a family of 4 or 5. Would someone please step up and let’s start getting some temporary homes set up for these people who need to get out of those huge shelters and back into a more home-like setting? This is gonna take a lot of work, so maybe we need a committee. NEXT!!

03. September 2005 · Comments Off on RIP Justice Rehnquist · Categories: Domestic

Chief Justice Rehnquist has died.

Via CNN:

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Chief Justice William Rehnquist, who helped shift the U.S. Supreme Court toward a more conservative ideology and strongly supported states’ rights during his three decades on the bench, has died.

Rehnquist, who presided over the court for nearly 19 years, was 80.

Rehnquist, who had been receiving chemotherapy and radiation for thyroid cancer, died at an Arlington, Virginia, hospital surrounded by his three children, a court spokeswoman said.

We’re living in interesting times.