16. December 2007 · Comments Off on The Worst Band Names of 2007 · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Boing-Boing linked to AV’s Worst Band Names of 2007.

I really have nothing to add other than to point you there. What can be said about, “Penguins With Shotguns”?.

On a related note, one of the ladies I work with got a text message from a friend the other night, “Be Careful Driving Home, There’s a Camel Loose in Nampa” You could build a punk rock or country song around either one of those phrases…put them together and I think there’s a plot for a SciFi Saturday Night Movie.

So why are Hollywood writers looking for more money? This seems easy.

25. October 2007 · Comments Off on Going Home · Categories: Ain't That America?, General, GWOT, That's Entertainment!, War, World

Lovely video and song for the troops here, forwarded by Simon and also posted at his Power and Control blog. Simon also adds this note: “The author has given permission to those currently serving in the military to share it with nine of their best buddies, wives, husbands, parents, or children.”

Think of things like this as an antidote to the current out-spew of anti-war flicks from our friends in main-stream Hollywood.

Update: Simon has been authorized by the author of to give away 1,000 free copies of the song to our men and women in the military for personal use only. However, recipients of a free copy can let anybody listen to it if they want. Members of the military can put it on their i-pod, use it on their computer, or make one CD. Details and his email addy are here

18. October 2007 · Comments Off on Memo: Just to Make One thing Clear · Categories: Domestic, General, Media Matters Not, Rant, Stupidity, That's Entertainment!, World

To: The World, and Especially KDFW “News” Reporter Rebecca Aquilar
From: Sgt Mom
Re: Do-It-Yourself-Law-Enforcement

1. As you may have gathered by now, residents of Texas take a rather rough-hewn approach to law enforcement and defense of self and property. This sometimes results in the perforation and/or premature demise of assorted freelance criminal types.

2. In the long run, no one is very sorry about this. There are very few home-invasion robberies in the Lone Star State, since a fair number of would-be home-invaders are dropped on the doorstep, so to speak, by a well-prepared homeowner or tenant.

3. Count yourself fortunate that being an obnoxious pain in the ass with a TV camera attracts only scorn and derision. I trust that this episode has made it plain to you that a large chunk of the public holds your kind in contempt.

Sincerely,

Sgt.Mom

(Go to Instapundit and scroll down – Da Blogfaddah is all over this like white on rice)

And, an amusing poll to take, here, courtesy of Ace of Spades. And no, no multiple vote casting!

Addtional thought: One of the most gaulling things about this whole thing is how rude and relentless she was in questioning someone whom she would not expect to ever interview again… and contrast how deferential interviewers are when they interview someone they will have to deal with over a long period of time. Why don’t we ever see hostile interviewers hector people like Teddy Kennedy, or Al Gore, or anyone else you could name like this? It’s pretty clear that the press would cheerfully burn the little guy and suck up to the bigger ones in the name of preserving access.

05. October 2007 · Comments Off on My Last Five Music Purchases · Categories: That's Entertainment!

This is supposed to be My Last Five Songs but I’m one of those folks the music industry loves.  Rather than just buy the song, I tend to buy the whole album the song is on, so I’ve generalized it to My Last Five Music Purchaces. Bring up iTunes, the best computer jukebox there is, and sort by “Date Added.” Here ya go:

Bruce Springsteen – Magic. See my letter below. I’m glad I bought it at mp3sugar.com instead of paying full price through iTunes.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Once More With Feeling. I’ve become a huge BTVS fan. Joss Whedon and his crew might be the smartest, funniest and most entertaining people on the planet. “Spike’s” Rest in Peace is perfect this time of year with Halloween approaching. The Billy Idol thing comes full circle. All of the internal dialogue gets revealed in some seriously entertaining numbers that had my ribs hurting. The musical episode of Buffy is pure cheese and it’s warm and tasty.

Elvis Costello – Rock and Roll Music. For the folks who say that EC never did punk, there’s this compilation from when that was all he did. His version of Nick Lowe’s “Girls Talk” is the one that gets stuck in my head. “I Don’t Want to Go to Chelsea” may be my favorite Costello song.

Joe Satriani – Strange Beautiful Music. I’m sure somewhere here turned me on to this album…Radar? Joe? Sleep Walk makes me want to dance with my wife.

Lacuna Coil – Karmacode. Again, I have the folks who respond to this blog for turning me on to this band after I wrote a piece on Evenescence a couple years ago. This download completed my collection. Basically if you like Evenescnece, you’ll love Lacuna Coil.

01. October 2007 · Comments Off on The Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame Can Kiss My Ass · Categories: General, Rant, That's Entertainment!

Let’s just take a look at the 2008 nominees shall we?

Africa Bambaataa – I’m sorry, I don’t even know who this person is.

Beastie Boys – I like the boyzzzzz as much as anyone my age…but not rock…

Chic – La Freak? Really?

Leonard Cohen – For a Judy Collins album from 1966? What, he didn’t get enough Grammys and Tonys?

The Dave Clark Five – Okay, at least they’re 60s pop rock.

Madonna – Excuse the FUCK out of me? Before Tina Turner?

John Mellencamp – I know, many don’t like him, I do. Should he be there before Todd Rundgren? HELL No.

Donna Summers – The Queen of Disco in the Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame? I have issues.

The Ventures – Okay, I can live with this. How many of you HAVEN’T beat on the bar table or the back of your party partner during the drum solo of Wipeout?

Excuse me while I gape, jaw on the floor, with this sucktitude of nominations.

24. August 2007 · Comments Off on Summer Soundtrack · Categories: That's Entertainment!

What are you listening to this summer? I haven’t taken a lot of time to listen to much of anything at all this summer, so I’m living vicariously. Is there anything new that’s worth listening to? What I’ve heard on the radio, has been kind of weirding me out. There’s something seriously wrong with that Coast Guard song…I just can’t put my finger on why it annoys me so much.

20. July 2007 · Comments Off on Crescendo for the Writers Life Waltz · Categories: Ain't That America?, Domestic, General, Site News, That's Entertainment!, Veteran's Affairs, Working In A Salt Mine..., World

Just a quick update on the current book, scribbled between slaving over a hot computer, a couple of job assignments, and mundane things like… oh, I don’t know, cooking meals? Taking the dogs out for a walk. (Er, drag-around-the-block. They. Drag. Me. Just to make that point absolutely clear.)

The text is uploaded to the printers, and the cover is finished and approved… it has all taken nearly two weeks to accomplish this; much longer than I expected. I hope this might be some kind of indication that business is absolutely booming with the POD houses. I was clawing the walls with impatience all this week, but the cover is well worth the wait, thanks to B. Durbin’s very generous offer to let me use one of her photos of the Truckee River. (Appropriate credit is given, natch!)

So, once I have a hard copy in my hot little hands, and approve the whole thing, “To Truckee’s Trail” will be in the booklocker.com catalogue, all 272 pages and eighteen long chapters (with notes!) of it; a gripping read of adventure and discovery along the 19th century emigrant trail to California. I’ll be doing some more marketing, and scrounging for reviews and ad space here and there, and generally trying to sell a good few copies of it. At the very least, I can claim to write fewer clunky sentences per chapter than Dan Brown, of “The DaVinci Code” fame! (That blasted book was unreadable, to me… I kept tripping and falling headlong over sentences that sounded like entries in the current Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest!)

And I’ll be scribbling away on the Adelsverein saga, or “Barsetshire with Cypress Trees and a Lot of Sidearms”. Going by my latest chapter outline revision I’m about halfway through volume two, although as complications and side-stories develop, this is guaranteed to expand to epic proportions, so to say. There are just so many interesting people, and fascinating scenes, dramatic and historic events; a kid in a candy store has nothing on me! Of course, I can’t help writing about them, I tell stories, it’s what I am driven to do. I just completed a tension-filled account of the local Confederate provost-marshal’s men searching a house for a draft-evader… on Christmas Eve… the searchers being unaware that the man they are looking for is dressed as Father Christmas. (In the parlor, with his family… and everyone who knows what is going on is frantically pretending that nothing is the least bit out of place.)

But three volumes of about twenty chapters each… and my chapters seem to clock in at 6,500 to 7,000 words each… that will mean 400,000 words.

So, back to slaving over the hot computer keyboard…

Later: Just realized upon consulting the archives, that today is exactly one year to the date that I was fired from (Boring Corporate Entity Inserted Here) and decided to try for that “best-selling writer brass-ring-thingy”! With the very book that is about to be launched upon a hopefully breathlessly-anticipating world. So, I have way to go to beat out that Harry Potter book… still, funny old world, innt it?

01. July 2007 · Comments Off on Ratatouille – Review · Categories: Eat, Drink and be Merry, General, That's Entertainment!

If ever there was a movie that would give you the serious munchies, this is it. Ratatouille may not the first big foodie movie, but it is definitely the first animated foodie movie, and luscious on every level. Visually, it’s a feast; The Paris skyline cannot possibly look as beautiful in real life as it does here, in this tale of a young rat with dreams beyond his station in life.
Remy (voiced by Patton Oswalt) has a discriminating palate, and an unstoppable urge to be a chef, inspired by a cookbook “Anyone Can Cook” written by late five-star chef Auguste Gusteau and watching too many hours of the French version of the Food Network. When Remy and his whole rat-clan must depart their country home at speed, Remy is separated from the other rats. By chance, he finds his way through the sewers of Paris, and winds up in the holy of holies: Chef Gusteau’s restaurant kitchen, now run by his none-too-ethical senior, Chef Skinner (voiced by Ian Holm).

He teams up with the very junior Linguini (voice of Lou Romano), the garbage-boy, pot-washer and general help, desperately inept and just as desperate to keep his job. While Remy can understand Linguini and human speech in general, Linguini cannot understand him. But with practice, they work a means; Remy sits on his head and pulls at his hair; he is the chef, Linguini his means. Can they meet the exacting standards of the uber-restaurant-critic, Anton Ego (voiced by Peter O’Toole)? Well, of course… this is a movie with a happy ending, but how they do it, with the aid of Remy’s family is where the fun of it lies.

This is one of those animated movies with an absolutely painterly aesthetic, as complicated and gorgeous as one of those 19th century academic visions. The restaurant kitchen where much of the action takes place is a real, tactile place, and the action is non-stop. I am left to wonder if Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential had some influence, especially with the characters of the other kitchen staff. It would have been nice to for them to have had a little more of the action, but never mind. I am sure I missed most of the sight gags, on the first time through; not the send-ups of the cooking magazine covers that featured the late Chef Gusteau, though. This is another one of those rare and lovely movie treasures like Chicken Run, which adults and children can enjoy together… although they probably will be laughing at different things.

(crossposted at BNN, here)

So, we went to see Ratatouille this afternoon, and are still giggling. I will do a review tomorrow, when I am finished giggling.

Or, I may be giggling until next weekend. To tide you over, a recipe for “ratatouille”… in which no rats are harmed.

Combine in an 3-quart ovenproof casserole:

3 TBsp olive oil
1 small onion, finely chopped
1 clove minced garlic
1 1-lb eggplant, cut into 1-inch cubes
2 medium zucchini, cut in 1-inch slices
1 1-lb can whole tomatoes and their juice, chopping tomatoes roughly with a spoon
1 tsp basil leaves
1/2 tsp salt

Cover and bake in a 400 deg.oven for about two hours, until vegetables are very soft, uncovering and stirring once or twice. Serve garnished with parsley.

(from Sunset “French Cookbook” 1976 edition“)

As an aperitif, the website for the movie.

And I am still blegging for funds to cover printing and publicity for my next book, “To Truckee’s Trail.”

PS: The introductory short to this is a hoot, too!

21. June 2007 · Comments Off on Review-Rise of the Silver Surfer · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

Boyo and I took a break from the new house yesterday while Beautiful Wife entertained her very deaf aunt. Nice lady, but a bit proper for Boyo and I.

The Movie Megaplex near our new home is GINORMOUS. It’s got 21 very large theaters and was chilled to the point of discomfort for us in t-shirts and shorts. There were only about 8 people total in the theater. Have to remember that for further summer viewing.

Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Surfer was one of my most anticipated movies of the summer. I’ve always loved the Silver Surfer story-line. The Herald of Galactica, forced to search the universe for planets his master can consume. The thought of being able to surf the stars always tickled my imagination. Zooming around on a surfboard through the stars. How cool is that?

The movie? Well, as we like to say around here, Meh. It was good as summer blockbusters go, but that was the problem, it felt like a summer blockbuster: All sorts of annoying product placement. Criticisms of how important news gets buried in tabloid news hype. Scenes from around the world that, while pretty and kind of neat, confused my 11 year old. “Why is the Eiffel Tower in Los Angeles?” It’s not, it’s in Paris, but they’re moving around so fast they’re still talking abut L.A.. Later…”Oh…so the Great Wall of China?” Still in China. “Okayyyyy, where’s that?” That’s Hong Kong, it’s sort of like China, only different. It was just…NOT what I expected. I expected better story.

The effects are wonderful. But I’m used to effects being wonderful. Without a decent story for the effects, I just kind of went, “Yeah, pretty, but ummm, yawn.” The Cosmic Radiation causing Jonny to be able to switch powers got old almost immediately. Knowing that it was going to save the day as soon as it happened pissed me off to no end.

If you’ve read the comics with the Silver Surfer then you already know exactly what’s going to happen. Exactly. There are no surprises.

Like Spiderman III, The Fantastic Four have to deal with not just one problem, but two. I don’t recall Dr. Doom having anything to do with the Surfer storyline, but apparently we have to cram as many villains into a movie as possible these days. Sigh. It didn’t help.

Is it a movie you have to see on the large screen? I can’t say yes. If you don’t have kids who absolutely are dying to see this movie, I’d wait for the DVD. It’s cool. It looks good. I was just very disappointed that the story wasn’t more interesting. Maybe it’s because I read that storyline over and over when I was a kid. My son seemed to enjoy it much more than I did.

Maybe my problem is that I’ve grown up and these stories just don’t do it for me any more.

09. June 2007 · Comments Off on Absolutely the Very Last Word · Categories: Ain't That America?, General, General Nonsense, sarcasm, Stupidity, That's Entertainment!

On Paris Hilton. Really. I promise. I also promise you won’t stop laughing.

01. June 2007 · Comments Off on Battlestar Galactica Will End After Next Season · Categories: That's Entertainment!

By Nellie Andreeva Fri Jun 1, 4:27 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter)
– The upcoming fourth season of Sci Fi Channel’s “Battlestar Galactica” will be its final one after all.

More at SciFi.com.

Part of me understands. You can’t just have them bopping around space forever, but dammit, every time there’s a decent SciFi show on, they kill it.

At least they get a chance to wrap up the storyline over an entire season vs trying to shut it down with a 2 hour movie –cough–FARSCAPE–cough–.

25. May 2007 · Comments Off on Weekly Update · Categories: Critters, Domestic, General, That's Entertainment!, Working In A Salt Mine..., World

Ok, so this is one of those sort of weeks… although I did get a dividend check from the auto insurance company; a paltry sum but actually very welcome nonetheless, and another agent sent the usual SASE reply saying she is intrigued and can I send her the Whole Entire Manuscript, Please…getting a print of all 336 pages and mailing it will still happen in something less than toot-suite time, and probably cost the whole of the dividend check! Well, things happen for a purpose, I guess.

William is here, a week before I was really expecting and ready for him, missing his flight last night… which I only found out about after I had been waiting at the airport for an hour, this after putting in three hours putting together some brochures for the current occasional employer, the worlds tallest ADHD child. So, out of bed at four AM, doing four circuits of the airport pick-up area; honestly, if I weren’t so fond of him and if it hadn’t been so long since he was here last, I would have just told him to get his ass into a taxi at the airport and I’d have breakfast ready by the time he got to the house.

And I have to re-write the Hot Wells article, it just didn’t suit the editor… but I think I have racked up bonus points for being agreeable about re-writing I was complimented on being completely professional about the criticism… which inclines me to think that a lot of the other writers must be… I don’t know; high maintenance? Prima Donna? Temperamental, even? Eh… if you are paying me enough for bespoke word-smithing, temperament is something I can’t afford to indulge in.

I was worried about Spike the Shi-tzu, AKA the Poop Factory for a couple of days, too. Plenty of input… no observable output. Given that every disgusting thing she comes across goes straight into her mouth, I was afraid it was only a matter of time until she ingested something that would expensively obstruct the old alimentary canal. Not to worry, though. The evidence of normal digestive function was fresh on the doormat last night. The smell of it would have gagged a buzzard, though. (What does that little wretch eat? And do I really want to know?)

I am sure that Spike was the one who dragged Williams boxer-shorts out into the living room around mid morning and left them on the sofa. Blondie to me; “Jeeze, Mom, can you consider that I live here too?” She only rolled her eyes when I said Spike must have dragged them in. From the pile of laundry that William carelessly left on the floor.

Wrote up a book review, over at BNN… is anyone reading me at all this week, or is it just my imagination?

21. May 2007 · Comments Off on Apocalypto: DVD Review · Categories: Fun and Games, General, That's Entertainment!, World

It’s a curious movie, very different from the usual run of action flics. It reminded me in some ways of “Dances With Wolves”, in the degree of attention to detail paid to the lives of the Mayans. (Did anyone else but me notice, that in “Dances With Wolves”, every conversation among the Indians was carried out while they were going something? Work, mostly. No one was just sitting around, yacking to further the plot points. They were doing something, and talking as an aside…) The DVD of Apocalypto is available very shortly, and I posted a review on Blogger News Network, here.

09. May 2007 · Comments Off on AI (Final Four) · Categories: That's Entertainment!

The only thing more boring than last night’s performances were the Presidential Debates of last week.  I’m  not what you call a Bee Gee’s fan so…take that for what it’s worth.

There’s no Kelly here.  No Bo, nor Carrie.  No Chris Daughtry.  LaKisha is a good gospel singer.  Melinda is a good, solid, singer but there’s no longer any magic.  Jordan is also a decent singer but, again, there’s nothing that makes me want to hook my computer up to the DVR and save this or that song.  Blake?  Ummmm, I’m a middle aged man, he’s not FOR me.  I’m sure the skunk haircut and funky breaks are pleasing to someone.

05. May 2007 · Comments Off on The Doctor is In · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

When I was in college, Sunday nights were the best television nights. Forget Hill Street Blues, Taxi, Night Court and the rest. On Sunday night, I would join my friends in front of the big-screen TV at the Student Union, and we wouldn’t budge for the next three hours.

Sunday night was British TV night on the Chicago area PBS channel. It would start with Monty Python, followed by Benny Hill, The Two Ronnies, and Dave Allen at Large. There was probably another show, but it escapes me. It was over 25 years ago, after all. But the highlight of the evening, the show that kept us in the Union after they were officially closed, was Doctor Who. Doctor Who was the longest-running sci-fi show on British television, with some of the worst FX you could ever hope to see. We all said that it proved the reality that if you have a good story, FX don’t matter as much. You could see the zippers on the monsters, for crying out loud. The Doctor was a Time Lord, the last of his species, who traveled the universe in a shape-changing time-machine called the TARDIS, which due to some unexplained glitch, was forever stuck in the shape of an old London Police Call Box.

Tom Baker was my favorite Doctor. The Doctor of my young adulthood. The first Doctor I’d ever seen. In my mind, he was perfect. The previous Doctor, Jon Pertwee, was OK, but Tom was the best. Wearing a battered fedora, draped in the longest scarf I’d ever seen, he was quirky and adorable all at once.

When his character metamorphosed into Peter Davison (Time Lords don’t die, they metamorphose into a new, younger body), I stopped watching. It wasn’t just because Tom was gone – I was in a different state, and couldn’t find the Doctor on the local PBS station. This was long before the days of 500-channel television, and PBS was the only place one could find the British TV shows.

Fast forward 20+ years. Last fall, I was watching PBS in a hotel room somewhere, and stumbled across a TV show that showed someone fighting some type of space aliens in some type of school in Britain. It was called “School Reunion,” and there was just something about it that made me think “Doctor Who.” And it was. A new, younger Doctor, with a young, modern assistant (or companion). But the “Reunion” title was appropriate – the Doctor was reunited with Sarah Jane Smith, who was one of Tom Baker’s assistants.

As I sat there, drinking in the new doctor, Sarah Jane led him to her car, opened the trunk, and uncovered K-9, the Doctor’s mechanical dog that had been Tom Baker’s other constant companion. I had totally forgotten about K-9, and was delighted to see him again.

So now I had a mission. Obviously, a new Doctor Who was being made, and I knew nothing about it. House-sitting for a friend over Christmas, I was ready to pack up my car and head home when her TIVO announced it was changing the channel I was watching so it could tape Doctor Who. I got home much later than I had planned, because I had to watch the show.

But still nothing in my hometown, and I have just enough cable TV to give me decent TV reception, so I had no way of finding it, other than channel-surfing in hotel rooms during my business trips.

But a few weeks ago, as I was settling in to watch my weekly episode of Red Dwarf on the local PBS channel, it wasn’t Red Dwarf. It was Doctor Who, the new one. David Tennant is the new Doctor, who operates at such a frenetic pace that he makes Tom Baker look sedate. But it works. And I’m in hog heaven, because not only do they air the Doctor on Saturday nights, but they air a new episode on Sunday evenings. The Saturday show is a repeat of the Sunday show, so I get two chances to make sure I catch the show.
UPDATE: I just found out that the Doctor I’m enjoying right now is Chris Eccleston, not David Tennant. David Tennant is the current (10th) Doctor, but the series is on Doctor #9, just now.

This new Doctor Who is set in current times, and has cell phones, the internet, and better FX than the original. In other words, I’ve not yet seen the zippers on the monsters. And next week, the Daleks will be back. “EXTERMINATE.” “EXTERMINATE.”

My Saturday nights are complete – Britcoms followed by the Doctor, just like it was on Sunday nights 25+ years ago. Now, if they would only re-broadcast Dave Allen, or Monty Python, I could pretend I was 19 again.

21. April 2007 · Comments Off on Short Review, Meet the Robinsons, 3D · Categories: That's Entertainment!

The 3D was fun.  The movie was sweet and charming and very Disney.

“I’ve got a big head and little arms.” was not the funniest moment of the movie, but it still made me giggle like crazy.

Danny Elfman’s soundrack should win the Oscar…but it won’t.

18. April 2007 · Comments Off on Sanjaya’s Goin’ Home · Categories: That's Entertainment!

I’m so happy.

10. April 2007 · Comments Off on Question of the Day (070410) · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Is it just me or is Sanjaya on American Idol simply trying to see how Gawd-Awful he can be and still get away with it? I have a hard time believing that he’s taking it seriously any more.

While I’m thinking about it, J-Lo is coaching tonight. When I saw Gwen Stefani a couple weeks ago, I decided her cred was completely toast. But does J-Lo say more about her cred or American Idol’s?

What’s your feeling about Idol this year?

It’s the worst season I’ve ever watched but I’ve only been around since the end of the season with Fantasia so I’m not an ol’ timer.

25. March 2007 · Comments Off on 2008?!!! · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Battlestar Galactica ended their season on a much better note than they did last year. THAT’s how you throw a cliffhanger.

However, if they’re serious about BSG not continuing until 2008, I have to say that the Science Fiction Network is continuing their long standing tradition of fracking up a good thing.

25. March 2007 · Comments Off on Bianca Ryan · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Remember the little girl who won the talent show, “America’s Got Talent?” Bianca Ryan? You know, the one that made Brandi stand up with her mouth hanging down?

Apparently she snuck an album out last fall when we weren’t watching and she has her own web site. I have to admit, until recently, if it wasn’t on iTunes I wasn’t paying much attention to new releases.

The album is a little too overproduced. The songs are all standards. But anyone who can listen to her version of The Rose and not have their heart torn out needs to simply shoot themselves, they’re already dead. I think if she doesn’t self destruct she’ll be bigger than any female singer out there today because she’s better than just about anyone I’ve ever heard in my 45 years on this planet.

I have to admit it feels weird saying that about a singer this young and I pray that she goes toward Rock vs AC or Country, but DAYUM. She’s got some serious pipes.

20. March 2007 · Comments Off on Somebody Put a Stop to This Boy! · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Sanjaya.  Must.  Kill.  Sanjaya.

You.  Don’t.  Fuck.  With.  The.  Kinks.

Must put on headphones and get that-that-that out of my head.

16. March 2007 · Comments Off on Stories · Categories: General, Media Matters Not, Pajama Game, That's Entertainment!, World

I am not one of those given to assume that just because a lot of people like something, then it must be good; after all, Debbie Boone’s warbling of “You Light Up My Life” was on top of American Top Forty for what seemed like most of the decade in the late 70s, although that damned song sucked with sufficient force to draw in small planets. Everyone that I knew ran gagging and heaving when it came on the radio, but obviously a lot of people somewhere liked it enough to keep it there, week after week after week. A lot of people read “The DaVinci Code”, deriving amusement and satisfaction thereby, and some take pleasure in Adam Sandler movies or Barbara Cartland romances… no, popularity of something does not guarantee quality, and I often have the feeling that the tastemakers of popular culture are often quite miffed — contemptuous, even — when they pronounce an unfavorable judgment upon an item of mass entertainment which turns out to be wildly, wildly popular anyway.

“300” looks to be one of those wildly popular things, for which the intellectual great and good have no explanation. This amuses me very much, because I think I do. As I wrote last week “the story of the Spartans at Thermopylae is one of those stories which has kept a grip on us in the West for nearly three thousand years… Courage, honor, duty, clear-eyed self-sacrifice in a cause, for the lives of those you hold dear, for your city or your country… those are values that hold, that define who we are and what we stand for.”

It’s all about stories, and our human need for stories; stories about other people, stories that explain, that make things clear for us, that inspire us to great deeds, to set an example or spell out a warning. We need stories nearly as much as we need oxygen. And we will have them, bright and sparkling and new, or worn to paper thinness in the re-telling. We will have stories that have grown, and been embellished by many narrators, with heroes and minor heroes and splendid set-piece scenes, and side-narratives, like one of those sea-creatures that collects ornaments to stick onto its’ shell any which way, or a bower-bird collecting many brilliant scraps and laying them out in intricate patterns. A longing to hear such stories must be as innate in us, as it is to those creatures, for our earliest epic, that of Gilgamesh may be traced back to the beginnings of agriculture, and towns, and the taming of animals, and the making of a written language. It may go back even farther yet, but there is really no way to know for sure what those stories were, although I am sure the anthropologists are giving it the good old college try.

Our values are transmitted in the stories that we go back to, over and over. A long time ago, I read this book, which recommended, rather in the manner of the old Victorians, that children be given improving books to read, that their minds be exercised by good examples. I was initially rather amused… and then I went over the reading list in the back. I realized just then how many of those books the author cited I had read myself… and how many quiet demonstrations of honesty, courage, ethical behavior, loyalty to family, friends and community, of doing the hard right as opposed to the easy wrong had been tidily incorporated into such books as the Little House books, or Caddie Woodlawn, or “All of a Kind Family”, or Johnny Tremain. We imbibe all these values from stories… and lest we think that these sorts of moral lessons are obscure and tangled things, best suited for a long theoretical discussion of the life-boat dilemma in some touchy-feely ethics seminar, the author (or someone that he quoted – it’s been a long time since I re-read the book) brought up the old black and white movie “A Night to Remember”… the movie account of the sinking of the Titanic. The whole story of the unsinkable ship is laid out, based on research, and with the aid (at the time it was filmed) with many still-living survivors; running full-tilt into an ice-field, hitting an iceberg…loading the relatively few lifeboats while the band plays, and the ships engineers keep the lights and power going, of husbands putting their wives and children into the boats and stepping back to leave more room, knowing that the ship is doomed… of steerage passengers taking matters into their own hands and finding their way up to the boat deck, and deck-hands trying to launch the very last boat as the seawater rises to their knees. Twice a hundred stories, and at the end of it one has a pretty good idea of who has behaved well and honorably… and who has not.

Stories. We need them, and we’ll keep coming back to them. And to the best ones, we will come back again and again.

15. March 2007 · Comments Off on Well This is New… · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Apparently I work with a group of people who are infected with something known as “March Madness.”  There seems to be an almost universal hatred towards an entity known as “Duke.”  The fact that said “Duke” seems to have nothing to do with jazz music or Hunter S. Thompson has me completely confused.

Update:  Basketball?  All this excitement is about BASKETBALL?  Tall dudes we made fun of in high school running up and down the gym playing bouncey-bouncey-throw? 

Eeegads!  The Commander is infected with this thing also.

We live in a strange ass country.

09. March 2007 · Comments Off on Blogger Gets BSG Tour · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Dave over at Garfield Ridge got the chance to tour the sets of Battlestar Galactica and he’s posted pictures.

Via Jeff at Shape of Days.

08. March 2007 · Comments Off on American Idol 2007 (Top 12) · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

Sometimes I have absolutely no faith in the American people. None. Zip. Zilch.

This is one of those times.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, that’s okay, just ignore me.

If you do…please feel free to vent.

28. February 2007 · Comments Off on American Idol 2007 · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

Wow.  There’s only about four people out of the current 20 that I care to listen to.

Randy, Paul and Simon really picked some average singers this year.