01. October 2007 · Comments Off on The Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame Can Kiss My Ass · Categories: General, Rant, That's Entertainment!

Let’s just take a look at the 2008 nominees shall we?

Africa Bambaataa – I’m sorry, I don’t even know who this person is.

Beastie Boys – I like the boyzzzzz as much as anyone my age…but not rock…

Chic – La Freak? Really?

Leonard Cohen – For a Judy Collins album from 1966? What, he didn’t get enough Grammys and Tonys?

The Dave Clark Five – Okay, at least they’re 60s pop rock.

Madonna – Excuse the FUCK out of me? Before Tina Turner?

John Mellencamp – I know, many don’t like him, I do. Should he be there before Todd Rundgren? HELL No.

Donna Summers – The Queen of Disco in the Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame? I have issues.

The Ventures – Okay, I can live with this. How many of you HAVEN’T beat on the bar table or the back of your party partner during the drum solo of Wipeout?

Excuse me while I gape, jaw on the floor, with this sucktitude of nominations.

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