10. October 2005 · Comments Off on First Cup of Coffee (051010) · Categories: General Nonsense

A group of men who mostly sit around a cabin eating too much all weekend while talking about their lives on a gut level is called a “spiritual retreat.” They’re good for your soul. Find some guys to do this with.

Caught Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit yesterday afternoon. Just go. Your kids will love it and so will you. It’s one of those movies you’ll want to watch over and over again so you may as well just start now. Crackin’ good. There’s plenty of cheese for the hard core fans and no, sigh, you don’t have to see the first three for this one to make sense.

Oh…shoot. Yesterday was National Porn Sunday and I missed it. See, if you go on a spiritual retreat and miss church, you miss the really important stuff. All together now, bowm-chicka-bowm-bowwwwwwwwwwwwwww… ahhhhhhhmennnnnnnn… oh God, oh God, ohhhhhhhhhh Goddddddddddddddddd.

The U.N. and the Internet? What he said. I’m sorry, any organization that isn’t smart enough to hide something as damning as “oil for food” isn’t qualified to run the internet.

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