31. March 2005 · Comments Off on For Some Reason… · Categories: General Nonsense

this bummed me out more than anything else today.

I opened up a yogurt. Underneath the lid it said, “Please try again,” because they were having a contest that I was not aware of. I thought maybe I had opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. “Come on Mitchell, don’t give up!” An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having.

The first time I saw Mitch Hedberg was on some late night Comedy Central thing and he completely caught me off guard with his absurdity. He was like Stephen Wright’s twisted cousin.

More over at MTV. The official site has a message from his family. Those two links from Goldstein.

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