Ok – here’s a REAL easy one:

Among the literally THOUSANDS of lines this performer is famous for are, “I’ma Hessian without no aggression,” and “Train leaving on Track Five for Anaheim, Azusa, and Cuc…amonga.”

Name the performer, the characters, and the respective performances (remember – no Googling 🙂 )

Congratz to our own Timmer, and reader Andrew V. (see comments)