09. March 2007 · Comments Off on My Conversation with Susan Estrich · Categories: Politics

Me:  Ngeeyahhhh!…Oh, it’s you, I just caught you on Fox News during lunch.

SE:  Cough, hack, wheeze, (Sounding like a emphysematic Carrol Channing)  Really?  What did you think?

Me:  Think?

SE:  Yes, what did you think of my point of view.

Me:  (Squirms uncomfortably.)

SE:  What is it?  Cough…wheeze.  We’re all adults here.

Me:  Honestly?

SE:  Of course.

Me:  Look, I’m sorry, I couldn’t get past what you had done to your face.  I mean WTF?!

SE:  …

Me:  …

SE:  Well maybe when the botox wears off a little we can talk again.

Me:  Ummm yeah, because seriously Professor?  That’s just freaky.  You’re makin’ Greta look natural, mmmm’k?

 

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