Me: Ngeeyahhhh!…Oh, it’s you, I just caught you on Fox News during lunch.
SE: Cough, hack, wheeze, (Sounding like a emphysematic Carrol Channing) Really? What did you think?
Me: Think?
SE: Yes, what did you think of my point of view.
Me: (Squirms uncomfortably.)
SE: What is it? Cough…wheeze. We’re all adults here.
Me: Honestly?
SE: Of course.
Me: Look, I’m sorry, I couldn’t get past what you had done to your face. I mean WTF?!
SE: …
Me: …
SE: Well maybe when the botox wears off a little we can talk again.
Me: Ummm yeah, because seriously Professor? That’s just freaky. You’re makin’ Greta look natural, mmmm’k?